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Crazy Hat Friday

A LOT OF PEOPLE LIKE IT WHEN I WEAR STUPID HATS A LOT OF PEOPLE ONLY KNOW ME FOR WEARING STUPID HATS. Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Damn el

ELENA IS A LESBO SHE IS MY COUSIN  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

I may have been a little too eager...

CHECKS OUT AT REGISTER WITH HOT GIRL CASHIER ASKS IF THEY ARE HIRING EVEN THOUGH HE ALREADY HAS TWO JOBS Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

The life of a EIPF pilot

DISCOVER A PROBLEM  NOT SURE THAT IS A REAL PROBLEM OR THE EIPF IS FUCKED UP Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

that was close I almost seemed badass

FIGHTS OFF A SQUAD OF NINJA ASSASSINS SINGLE-HANDIDLY  TRIPS OVER THE BODIES WHILE TRYING TO MAKE A DRAMATIC EXIT Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

dumb

GETS A TOYOTA TATOO, DAILY DRIVES  NISSAN Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

hipster twitter

CREATES TWITTER STOPPED USING IT BEFORE IT WAS COOL Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Awkward penguiin

GORGEOUS GIRL TELLS ME SHE DREAMT OF ME I DIED IN HER DREAM Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

I already know the ending...

I'VE READ CATCHING FIRE I STILL DON'T WANT TO HEAR MOVIE SPOILERS Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

ja for fanden

AFTALER AT VÆRE SAMMEN MED HENRIK BRÆKKER SIG UD OVER HANS GULV NÅR DE SKAL SOVE - LUKAS Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin