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As a lesbian this is really awkward

CHECKS OUT CUTE BUTCH GIRL WITH BAGGY CLOTHES OPS, IT'S A TWELVE YEAR OLD BOY. Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Clowney Time

IT Ticket Request

REQUESTED A TICKET AND RECEIVED ONE TICKET WAS FROM A COP NOT OPERATIONS Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

concerns about his job

CONCERNS ABOUT HIS JOB SENDS NUDE PICS Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Dat like

GETS A STATUS LIKED BY A GIRL FOLLOWED BY GETTING SHUT DOWN IN THE FORM OF A MEME Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

I'm an idiot.

CUTE GIRL APPROACHES ME AT MALL AND SAYS

I'm a ladies man.

CUTE GIRL APPROACHES ME AT MALL AND SAYS

Reminded of this painful high school memory last night...

CRUSH CALLS ME TO ASK IF I HAVE ANY PLANS FOR PROM

Homework Assignment Meme

MAKES FRIEND WITH ALIEN  ALMOST STARTS INTERGALACTIC WAR Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

red or blue

WHICH ONE DO I VOTE FOR?  RED, OR BLUE? Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin