Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

I was getting my mail

SAW A REALLY HOT GIRL AND HAD AN AWESOME CONVERSATION WITH HER IN MY HEAD Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Story of my life

I TALK TO A LOT OF GIRLS ON A DATING WEBSITE, AND MOST OF OUR CONVERSATIONS DON'T GET PAST ''HEY.'' Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

I could see her die a little inside

EXPLAIN TO THE OLD LADY CASHIER WHAT AN

Hola bitch

ALEX SHOT THE BALL OH WAIT HE AIRBALLED Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

loves math

LOAGAN+RAINY EQUALS LOVE Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Guess I gotta look on the bright side of it...

NEVER DRUNK-TEXTED GIRLFRIEND OR EX NEVER HAD A GIRLFRIEND Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Yay, oh wait.....

LECTURER SAID THAT I CAN IMPROVE MY GRADE BY WRITING A GOOD CRITIQUE I HAVE TO CRITICIZE MY GIRLFRIENDS PAPER Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

To Win Toss

THE TOSS MARKET  THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN IN MY MIND WHEN PUTTING TOSS BETS Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Internet anxiety

FINALLY POSTS ON IMGUR HAS MAJOR ANXIETY AFTER SUBMITTING Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Catchy title doesnt look funny enough

GOES HOME WITH HOT GIRL DRINKS TO MUCH AND SPENDS THE NIGHT THROWING UP Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin