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and again

GIVES WITTY COMPLIMENT TO HOT GIRL

and again

HOT GIRL ASKS TO SIT WITH ME FOR LUNCH

penguin strikes again

GOES IN FOR A HUG SHE WANTS A HANDSHAKE Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

pretty awkward

 OPENS DOOR FOR HOT GIRL  SAYS

Zombie wodjaopdjaow tu vieja

RUNS INTO NAKED MAN ON THE WAY HOME ZOMBIE Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Bug au

BUGUEI COM SEU POST Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

My Home Town

COOL MY HOME TOWN IS GETTING TONS OF RECOGNITION LATELY BECAUSE MY MAYOR SMOKES CRACK. Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

This is why I'm single

PRETTY GIRL WAVES TO ME AND SMILES, WHILE I'M LEANING AGAINST A TABLE I WAVE BACK AND MANAGE TO SMASH MY FACE INTO THE TABLE Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Akward Penguin:)

AKWARD... PENGUIN HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

last night

DRUNKENLY INVITE SELF TO HOT GIRLS HOUSE PASS OUT ON HER AND SNORE LOUDLY SO SHE SLEEPS ON THE SOFA Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin