Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

For school, don't judge me

I FOUND SOME BIOMASS OVER HERE AND HERE TOO, THAT WAS EASY Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Wow I'm stuck

HARDY BWAWA Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

He's bigger than I am. I would have needed to sprint to catch up...

ESTRANGED LOVE SURPRISES ME ON MY NIGHTLY JOG MANY YEARS SINCE WE LAST MET STARTLED, I FROZE WITH MY EYES WIDE OPEN. HE THEN FINISHED HIS ONE LAP REALLY FAST AND LEFT, NOT TO BE SEEN AGAIN. Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Im so embarrased

PROMISE ON DONATING $1000 TO THE FOOD PANTRY I VOLUNTEER AT, DUE TO HIGH BITCOIN PRICE. LOST ALL MY BITCOINS BECAUSE I DID NOT BACKUP MY BITCOIN WALLET. NOW I HAVE NOTHING TO DONATE. Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Can't stand it

YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY GRINDS MY GEARS? WHEN PEOPLE USE THE WRONG MEME! Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

תזונה נכונה - הגדלת ארוחה

כן, תגדיל את הארוחה ודיאט קולה, בבקשה Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Ozzy is a Penguin

OZZY BUYS NEW GTA V GAME. IS EXCITED ALL DAY ABOUT IT. ENDS UP SITTING ON THE COUCH PLAYING POKEMON ON HIS DS INSTEAD Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

damn it..

PS4 DAH KELUAR DUIT TAKDE Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

I am not a smooth man.

CUTE BARTENDER STARTS POURING ME A BEER, GLASS IMMEDIATELY FILLS WITH FOAM WITHOUT THINKING,

Come on people!

THE UNCONDITIONAL BASIC INCOME (UBI) PETITION CAN CHANGE PEOPLE'S LIVES FOR THE BEST. NOBODY HAS HEARD ABOUT IT. Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin