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I could see the fire in her eyes

HAVING AWESOME DATE WITH GIRL WHO'S A FIRE BURN VICTIM

Mentioned I was going to a party to the pretty cashier.

Penguin powha

I SEE A TACO YET AGAIN IT WAS A COSTUME Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

That sucked

WENT TO A CLUB; ALL THE OTHER GUYS COMPLIMENTED ME ON THE SEXY GIRFFRIEND I HAVE JUST MY COUSIN WHO CAME WITH ME TO THE CLUB. Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

I almost want to success kid this...

BOSS STANDS OUTSIDE OFFICE DOOR TELLING YOUR COWORKERS WHAT A GREAT JOB YOU DO REDDIT OPEN ON DESKTOP FOR EVERYONE TO SEE Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Lucky me....

BIRTHDAY FALLS ON SATURDAY STAYS IN BED TO AVOID PEOPLE WHO WANNA SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY AND TALK TO ME. Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Fuck my Bachelorpaper

PROMOTOR THINKS MY IDEAS ARE BRILLIANT CAN'T WRITE PAPER UNTIL NEXT YEAR Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

First World Problems

BUYS A SWEET ASS APARTMENT WAITS AGES TO MOVE IN Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

let's have a new profile pic

NEW PICTURE  LOOKS LIKE THE OTHER ONES Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Shopping for clothes

OH LOOK CLOTHES NAH TOO EXPENSIVE Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin