Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Everybody been through it

SEE MOM ON COMPUTER SHE LOOKS THROUGH HISTORY Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Dem noobs

GETS IN PLATINUM 5 GOES 2/11 IN MID Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Not funny

SCREWS UP RELATIONSHIP FINALLY LEARNS HOW TO APOLOGIZE Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Scumbag girls

ASKS CRUSH OUT REJECTED Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Vegetable Spring Rolls

FREE SAMOSA! VEGETABLE Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

911, THIS IS THE ____ RESIDENCE!

WORK AS A 911 DISPATCHER AND POWERED THROUGH A WEEK OF EXCESSIVE OVERTIME  PROCEEDED TO ANSWER PERSONAL PHONE AS

Friend of mine pulled this today

CUTE GIRL TAPS ME ON THE SHOULDER.

TO INTERNET OR NOT TO INTERNET

DECIDED TO TAKE A BREAK FROM THE INTERNET BECAUSE IT WAS TOO ADDICTING HAD TO GOOGLE WHETHER IT WAS 'ADDICTING' OR 'ADDICTIVE' Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

As a girl, FML.

DATE BRUSHES HAIR TO ONE SIDE FOR WHAT I THOUGHT WOULD BE OUR FIRST KISS PLUCKS HAIR FROM UNDER MY CHIN.

Seriously FML

DATE BRUSHES MY HAIR TO ONE SIDE FOR WHAT I THOUGHT WAS GOING TO BE OUR FIRST KISS PLUCKS HAIR FROM UNDER MY CHIN.