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and he's a coworker.

GUY ASKS ME OUT AND GIVES ME HIS NUMBER I'M A LESBIAN Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

ĐI CHƠI HALLOWEEN

KHÔNG CÓ TIỀN Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Meet me

FINALLY GOT THE RIGHT TO VOTE CAN'T BE THERE FOR ELECTIONS Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Just happened last night

GIRLFRIEND SAYS SHE IS PREGNANT, NOT FROM ME. GIRLFRIEND SAYS SHE IS PREGNANT, NOT FROM ME. Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Make Up Ur Stomach

            MIND SAYING NAY            STOMACH SAYING AYE Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

What a fucking letdown

FINALLY GET TO THIRD BASE WITH THE GIRL OF MY DREAMS ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Awaiting reply

SENDS A TEXT MESSAGE. AWAITING A REPLY FORGETS TO HIT SEND MESSAGE Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

CSUMB advisors

HI, I'M YOUR ADVISOR AND I'M HERE TO MAKE SURE YOU GRADUATE YOU WANTED TO BE HERE SEVEN YEARS, RIGHT? Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

SLC SLC

WOKE UP NEXT TO A RANDOM GIRL THIS MORNING  IN THE SLC AFTER PULLING AN ALL NIGHTER Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

slc slcslsc

WOKE UP NEXT TO A RANDOM GIRL AFTER PULLING AN ALL NIGHTER IN THE SLC Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin