Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

SLC SLC

SLEPT NEXT TO A RANDOM GIRL LAST NIGHT IN THE SLC AFTER PULLING AN ALL NIGHTER Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Midterm Season

SLEPT NEXT TO A GIRL LAST NIGHT IN THE SLC WHILE PULLING AN ALL NIGHTER Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Emil Dissing

GOT A BLOWJOB ALL MY FRIENDS MAKE FUN OF ME, AS IF I HAD FUCKED A GOAT Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Taking the term "Cost conscious" to new limits!

REACHES 80% GOAL IN RESIDENTIAL SUPPORT COMPANY BUYS YOU BREAKFAST. Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

at the gym

Retail Sales

MAKE SALE ON A LAPTOP AND GIVE CUSTOMER MY CARD WITH PERSONAL INFORMATION. BECAUSE SHE WAS CUTE AND I WANTED TO GIVE HER MY NUMBER WITHOUT BEING CREEPY. Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Just Doesn't Work out

GET THE GIRL I'VE BEEN CHASING FOR 7 MONTHS HER PARENTS HATE ME Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Spider lurking.

HEY, LET'S GOT TO THE CIRCUS!! NEVER MIND, I FORGOT I WAS AFRAID OF CLOWNS. Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Come one now!

WENT TO A PARTY WITH MY ROOMMATE AS A PAIR OF BLUE JEANS HE'S GETTING LAID, SO NOW I'M JUST WEARING BLUE Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

The mail be fooling

MAIL. SOMEBODY LOVES ME SCHOOLING EXPENSE STATEMENT. SOMEBODY HATES ME. Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin