Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Not my best holiday pickup line

ASKED CUTE GIRL IF SHE WAS GOING AS A

for xulo

HAS A STRAP ON WANTS ME TO TAKE IT OFF Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Web Designer Problems

CONVINCES CLIENT NOT TO USE COMIC SANS NOW WANTS MUSIC TO PLAY WHEN WEBSITE LOADS Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Feeling out process

LET'S WATCH A MOVIE??? OH WAIT I'M TOO SHY..... Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

true story

HAS A GOOD NIGHT SLEEP FALLS ASLEEP IN CLASS Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

facebook religion

LIVES A LIFE SERVING OTHERS DIDN'T LIKE ENOUGH JESUS STATUSES TO GET INTO HEAVEN Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Feeling Overwhelmed ?

DON'T KNOW IF YOU ARE COMING OR GOING !! OVERWHELMED?  LET ME HELP YOU Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

happy birthday

SOMEONE SAYS HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME

drop with PP

DROPPED WITH PROSPERITY PARK ON RIVER CITY HAD WORST MATCH OF THE NIGHT DIED LIKE A NOOB Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

i knew this was bound to happen

WOMAN AT THE GYM APPROACHES ME, ADMIRING MY TATTOO AND ASKS WHAT IT IS ITS A HYDRALISK FROM STARCRAFT.. Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin