Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

that bitch

WHICH PATH SHOULD I TAKE?! GATHER ALL THE ADVICE, BUT FOLLOW YOUR HEART! Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

On Time

FINALLY MADE IT ON TIME TO THE WEEKLY COLLOQUIUM OFF WEEK Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Cute for an alcoholic

CUTE GIRL AT THE CASH REGISTER REMEMBERS ME AT THE LIQUOR STORE; I MUST LOOK LIKE AN ALCHOLIC. Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Gets me every time

MY GMAIL INBOX COUNTER INCREASED BY ONE, CAN'T WAIT TO READ MY NEW EMAIL FROM AMAZON GIVING ME A RECEIPT FOR SOMETHING I JUST BOUGHT Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Socially Awesome/Awkward Kenny

GETS ASKED TO SEMI

My moment of triumph/shame at work

ASKS CUTE GIRL OUT FOR A DRINK

oops, not Indian

HEY, CHANTELLE, YOU LOOK LIKE YOU'VE LOST WEIGHT (NOT CHANTELLE) Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

TL;DR -Awesome Breakfast, Another Seminar

AWESOME BREAKFAST WITH GALLAGHER HEARING ABOUT HEALTHCARE REFORM AND COMPLIANCE Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Penguin Cofusion

DOESN'T KNOW WHETHER TO LIKE GUYS OR GIRLS Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

dunno what to say

I DONT KNOW WHAT TO SAY  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin