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Now I can hardly taste anything

MADE A BIG POT OF PUMPKIN SPICE COFFEE FOR CO-WORKERS BURNT THE HELL OUT OF MY TONGUE TASTE TESTING IT TO MAKE SURE IT WAS GOOD BEFORE SERVING Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Off Topic Facebook Convo

CREATES CONVERSATION ABOUT CHARITY EXPEDITION TURNS INTO MEMEBASE Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Hate it.

THROWS AWESOME PARTY WITH ALL MY FRIENDS. EVERYONE HAS FUN EXCEPT ME. Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Im sorry billy.

HAS SEX. REALIZED IT'S MY BEST-FRIENDS EX AFTERWARDS AND NOW HE WONT TALK TO ME. Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

My life :(

TOLD SIRI TO SHUT DOWN LIFE IT SHUT DOWN WI-FI Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

fuck you goa

NOT GONNA LIE I HAD MY DOUBTS WHEN USING THE INSECT STAFF IN MONSTER HUNTER 4. SUCH AMAZING POWER THAT I COULDN'T HANDLE MYSELF. THEN GOA MAGURA TOOK THAT POWER AWAY AND MADE ME FEEL NAKED. Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

My share of experience today

FINALLY GRADUATED AS BACHELOR WEARS CAP BACKWARDS THE WHOLE CEREMONY Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

no no no

SHOWING OFF WITH COOL STUFF I BOUGHT OH NO, NOW I HAVE TO SHARE Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Aw shit..

HOT GIRL SITS IN LAP... ERECTION. Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Gift and a curse

CLEVERLY FLIRTING WITH A GIRL ONLINE