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USA! USA! USA!

GOVERNMENT ENDS SHUTDOWN TRIES TO PASS CISPA Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

He was tickling me first and he is only ticklish in a few places..

STARTS SUCESSFULLY TICKLING BOYFRIEND TO GET BACK AT HIM KICKS HIS FEET AND I FALL OFF THE BED Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

I feel stupid when I do this...

GO TO BATHROOM IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT AND PRESS LIGHT SWITCH... TURN LIGHTS OFF Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

You'll not understand.

HOT GIRL WANTS TO HANG OUT SHE'LL 'MUCCUK' ME IN PUBLIC Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Most awkward moment of my life...

GFS MOM ASKS IF I CAN TEACH HER DAUGHTER HOW TO SWIM

poor sinki

JESTRIMSKI TAKES SUS TO GET BIG ENDS UP WITH TITS Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Hello World

FLUENT IN FIVE LANGUAJES  C++, C#, JAVA, PHP & PYTHON  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

I've Only Been In This Country For 4 Months

TRIES TO CHEER UP DUMPED FRIEND BY SAYING SINGLE LIFE WON'T BE SO BAD GETS TOLD THAT MY SINGLE LIFE IS PROOF THAT IT WILL BE BAD Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

I've Only Been In This Country For 4 Months

TRIES TO CHEER UP DUMPED FRIEND BY SAYING FUTURE SINGLE LIFE WON'T BE SO BAD GETS TOLD THAT MY SINGLE LIFE IS PROOF THAT IT WON'T Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Bob wants to pull his own weight..

WANTS TO PULL HIS OWN WEIGHT ATTRACTS A CROWD OF WALKERS Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin