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I am truly devastated...

THE NEW TRIVIUM ALBUM IS BETTER THAN DREAM THEATER'S I DON'T LIKE THE NEW TRIVIUM ALBUM Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Cute girl finally said something to me..

I LIKE YOUR SWEATER MY BOYFRIEND HAS THE SAME Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Yeah... :|

FINISHED LAST ENGLISH ESSAY STILL HAVE ANCIENT ON FRIDAY Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Happens every time

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Not sure what to go with here

FINALLY JOINED REDDIT FINALLY JOINED REDDIT Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Why can't they always be that way?

GIRLFRIEND GOT PISSED AND LEFT, BECAUSE I'VE BEEN PLAYING GTA V FOR THE WHOLE DAY REALIZED SHE OVERREACTED, CAME BACK 5 MIN. LATER AND APOLOGIZED WITH SEX AND BEER Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Leaves tie

EARLY TO CHURCH LEAVES TIE AND BIBLE Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Work Blowjob

BLOWJOB AT WORK WAS THE GIRL Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Big Boob Asian

SAW AN ASIAN WITH BIG BOOBS IT'S A GUY Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

oh mee

GET HOT GIRL'S NUMBER CANNOT BUILD ENOUGH COURAGE TO CALL/TEXT HER Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin