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Fart piss.

DECIDES TO TALK IN MEMES ALL DAY SHOT DOWN AT THE FIRST HURDLE. Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Les Venable

LOOKS LIKE A COUNTRY STAR; IS ACTUALLY A BATTLE RAPPER; Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

good thing she thought it was a joke

CRUSH TELLS ME I SMELL GOOD ,,THANKS, I WORK OUT

5 girls ask me if I want to have sex with them

5 GIRLS ASK ME IF I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH THEM I SAID

in my science class

THE MINUTE YOU SEE BILL NYE ON DANCING WITH THE STARS AWKWARD PENGUIN!!! Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Gym Time

HAVE A GOOD WORKOUT! YOU TOO! Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

I'm leaving

OH HECK I PROMISE I'M LEAVING TO CANADA FORGET THE U.S.A IT'S A BAD PLACE Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Asking on a date fail

ASKED CUTE GIRL TAKING MY ORDER TO GO OUT FOR COFFEE SOMETIME TAKING MY ORDER IN A COFFEE SHOP Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

one night stands can get a little weird

TAKES A SUPER HOT GIRL BACK HOME FROM THE PARTY GIRL SAYS

Having a shit one

ON TOP OF GIRL IN BED UNCONTROLLABLY SPRAY SPIT IN HER EYE Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin