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Stranger falls asleep on me on the bus home

STRANGER FALLS ASLEEP ON ME ON THE BUS HOME THERE GOES MY STOP Socially Awkward Penguin

5 years later I just realized what she meant

FRESHMAN YEAR OF COLLEGE GIRL ASKS ME TO COME

Holidays... Oops...

WISHES A CLIENT HAPPY HOLIDAY MAKES CLIENT CRY AND EXPLAIN THAT SHE JUST LOST HER WHOLE FAMILY AND DOG TO A HOUSE FIRE. Socially Awkward Penguin

What, no gratuitous speedo pics?

WHAT, NO GRATUITOUS SPEEDO PICS? YOU'VE SEEN ME NAKED. Socially Awkward Penguin

im so graceful

FELL ON MY FACE IN FRONT OF EVERYBODY TRIPPING OVER NOTHING Socially Awkward Penguin

My Meme

HELLO PIPI Socially Awkward Penguin

OUCHY WOWS

WHY ME HAVE TO WORK TOMORROW  ALEISHA MY FEET ARE DYING  Socially Awkward Penguin

OUCHY WOWA

WHY YOU MAKE ME WORK TOMORROW  MY FEET ARE DYING Socially Awkward Penguin

Misspelled Yearbook Name

DIDN'T FILL OUT A NAME CORRECTION FORM AND YOUR NAME IS MISSPELLED? WELL, THAT'S AWKWARD... Socially Awkward Penguin

I hadn't posted anything on reddit in months...

OVERCOME ANXIETY AND COMMENT ON A  POST IMMEDIATELY BANNED FROM SUBREDDIT Socially Awkward Penguin