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Condoms in Gippsland

SO WHERE CAN I GET CONDOMS IN BASS COAST?  Socially Awkward Penguin

Slap me if you want

I KNOW MESSED UP YOU CAN SLAP ME ALL YOU WANT!! Socially Awkward Penguin

HO OH

THIS IS AWKWARD  BUT BEAR WITH ME Socially Awkward Penguin

Just act casual.

CUT SOMEBODY OFF WHILE DRIVING AGGRESSIVELY - CASUALLY PRETEND TO SING WHEN THEY PULL UP NEXT TO ME AT THE LIGHT BOTH WINDOWS DOWN. NO MUSIC. SILENT INTERSECTION. Socially Awkward Penguin

To avoid a data race:

MUTEX.LOCK() SUMIT.MEME MUTEX.UNLOCK() Socially Awkward Penguin

Good ol' Loot palace

MOMENT WHEN YOUR ABOUT TO GO GET REAL MONEY YOU TURN AROUND TO GO ON LOOT PALACE Socially Awkward Penguin

Guess whose plates are straighter?

NIGHTSHIFT GIRL HAND TIGHTENS MOUNTER DAILY AND MAKES SURE PLATES ARE STRAIGHT NIGHTSHIFT GUY HAS TO USE PLIERS TO LOOSEN MOUNTER AND LEAVES NOTE THAT UNIT IS TOO TIGHT SAYING A MALE HELPER DID IT Socially Awkward Penguin

Guess who gets more complaints about plates?

NIGHTSHIFT GIRL HAND TIGHTENS UNIT DAILY TO GET PLATES STRAIGHT ON CYLINDERS DAYSHIFT GUY HAS TO USE PLIERS TO LOOSEN AND MOUNTS CROOKED PLATES ALL DAY Socially Awkward Penguin

Awkward Penguin

KIKS SOMEONE ADRENALINE RUSH Socially Awkward Penguin

lol

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