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Fuck this shit

ACCIDENTALLY CALL SOMEONE WHILE TEXTING THEM PANIC AND TRY TO HANG UP BEFORE IT RINGS Socially Awkward Penguin

Dear Imgur

LOOKING AT SOME OF MY COMMENTS,  THANKS TO BEING ON MY PHONE, REALIZE IT WAS NOT THE JOKE IT I WANTED TO MAKE  STILL DOWNVOTED TO THE 7TH RING OF HELL Socially Awkward Penguin

not my most elegant move ...

HOLDS DOOR OPEN FOR CUTE TEACHER BACKS UP INTO TRASHCAN, OBLITERATING IT IN THE PROCESS Socially Awkward Penguin

Food groups

WHAT KIND OF FOOD DO YOU LIKE ... BURRITO Socially Awkward Penguin

Ermahgerd lawl

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT WHEN YOU HAVE TO USE THE BATHROOM BUT HAVE STAGE FRIGHT BECAUSE SOMEONE IS IN THE STALL NEXT TO YOURS Socially Awkward Penguin

Imagination too strong.

IMAGINES SITUATION WHERE COP PULLS ME OVER FOR NO REASON. UPSET BY IT;  ACTUALLY PULLS OVER. Socially Awkward Penguin

son os smart tho

MOM:SON COME IN SIDE ITS COLD OUT  SON:IT'S SUPPOST TO BE COLD WERE PENGIUNS ITS OUR NATURE  Socially Awkward Penguin

What black and white and blue all over?

ME...MOST DAYS AND SO THE PENGUI-SAGA CONTINUES... Socially Awkward Penguin

Catch stupid

NOPE NOT  GOING TO FIND ME THERE :( Socially Awkward Penguin

Hi Krista,

I WONT BE ON YOUR SCAVENGER HUNT Socially Awkward Penguin