Socially Awkward Penguin

Longrew Andrehoffer

CRIPPLING SOCIAL ANXIETY COMPLAINS ABOUT IT ON SOCIAL MEDIA Socially Awkward Penguin

I don't like coffee anyway

STRANGER DRINKS MY COFFEE ON TRAIN

socially awkward

I AM NOT PENGUIN Socially Awkward Penguin

Albert'

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chocolate covered... hydrox?

MAKES CHOCOLATE COVERED OREOS USES HYDROX COOKIES Socially Awkward Penguin

Loot Palace

FREE GIFTS YEAH!!!!!! Socially Awkward Penguin

I'm not new though...

NOT NEW APPARENTLY I SUCK Socially Awkward Penguin

DROP IT DROP IT

I'M OUT! NOW WATCH ME

Asking a girl out

I'VE ONLY WORKED UP THE COURAGE TO ASK OUT ONE SINGLE GIRL IN MY LIFE SHE'S BEEN MARRIED FOR TWO YEARS, IS ABOUT TO HAVE A BABY, AND HER LIFE IS FANTASTIC… BUT IT'S NOT WITH ME. Socially Awkward Penguin

social media paradox [fixed]

REDDIT MAKES ME LIKE PEOPLE I'VE NEVER MET REDDIT MAKES ME HATE PEOPLE I'VE NEVER MET Socially Awkward Penguin