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Can't go to a website launch silly penguin

SOCIALLY AWKWARD PENGUIN AMS GOING TO BIGGEST LITTLE CANDY WEBSITE LAUNCH IS YOU? Socially Awkward Penguin

Biggest Little Candy

SOCIALLY AWKWARD PENGUIN IS GOING TO BIGGEST LITTLE CANDY WEBSITE LAUNCH ARE YOU? Socially Awkward Penguin

At a Funeral full of people you don't know.

RIP IN PEACE... I MEAN REST IN RIP Socially Awkward Penguin

I'm looking for my other penguin..

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John Lewis Penguin

DONE WITH CHEAP MEMES  NOW I'M IN JOHN LEWIS' CHRISTMAS AD Socially Awkward Penguin

john lewis penguin

WATCHED NEW JOHN LEWIS CHRISTMAS AD DIDN'T CRY AT THE STORY BUT GOT DEPRESSED ABOUT THE FACT THAT A STUFFED PENGUIN HAS MORE OF A CHANCE OF GETTING LAID THIS CHRISTMAS THAN I DO Socially Awkward Penguin

bird bird bird

JASON  PLEASE DON'T EAT ME :/ Socially Awkward Penguin

for the record penguin

CONGRESS SEALED THEIR FATE WITH A PLASTIC SEAL IT WAS THEIR STRATEGY THAT THEY ASSUMED WAS BRILLIANT. NOBODY CARES BECAUSE THEY ARE THE ONES WHO SET IT UP. EVERYTHING WAS A WASH. NOTHING IS EVER A WASH WITH CONGRESS THOUGH. IT HAS TO BE THE WORST MISTAKE OF THEIR LIFE FOR SOMETHING TO BE A WASH. CONGR Socially Awkward Penguin

chim cánh cụt

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bubble hugger

I'M GONNA  HUG YOUR BUBBLE Socially Awkward Penguin