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NAVY STUFF THEY PULLED A 1MC ON PHILLIP RIVERS Socially Awkward Penguin

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YOU INSPIRE PEOPLE BY DOING THE RIGHT THING NOT TELLING THEM THEY'RE ROYALTY OR RELATED TO JESUS TO INSPIRE THEM Socially Awkward Penguin

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EVERYONE IS A DREAMER IN THE USA ONLY THE SCRAPPIEST A$$HOLES ON THE PLANET ACHIEVE THEIR DREAM IN THE USA Socially Awkward Penguin

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CHURCH  LEADERS SOLE RESPONSIBILITY IS TO HELP EVERYONE ACHIEVE THEIR DREAMS. NOT BY FORGING ANY DOCUMENTS OR CHEATING, BUT BY BEING THERE FOR THEM AND MAKING THEM PUT IN THE WORK. Socially Awkward Penguin

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CHURCH YOU GO TO CHURCH TO GET INSPIRED. NOT TO HATE SOMETHING OR TO GET INSPIRED TO HATE SOMETHING. YOU GET INSPIRED THAT YOU CAN ACCOMPLISH ANYTHING IF YOU'RE A GOOD PERSON AND STAY TRUE TO YOU AND YOUR FAMILY. Socially Awkward Penguin

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USA IS AT THE POINT WHERE IF WE GO DOWN, SO DOES THE REST OF THE WORLD. WE'RE DONE EXPANDING. UNDERSTAND EVERYONE AND GET TO BOTTOM OF EVERYTHING. JUST BE WHO YOU SAY YOU ARE OR CHANGE. JUST BE MORE UNDERSTANDING. JUST SHUT UP IF ALL YOU DO IS PREACH HATE AND Socially Awkward Penguin

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USA BUILT THE BEST OUTSIDE POSSIBLE. NOW IT'S TIME TO DEVELOP THE HEART AND THE BRAIN OF THE SOCIETY. Socially Awkward Penguin

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USA'S RALLY CRY IS PHONY TERRORISTS, NAVY SEALS, EBOLA, AND GLOBAL WARMING. JUST GET RID OF THE NEWS ALL TOGETHER. JUST FOCUS ON BEING A GOOD CHRISTIAN. BE A GOOD PERSON. IMPROVE YOUR SKILLS. TEACH OTHER PEOPLE HOW TO BE BETTER AT WHATEVER IT IS THEY'RE DOING. NO MORE RALLY CRIES. Socially Awkward Penguin

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SCOUT IT OUT BRUSH UP ON THE BY LAWS. MAKE THE CORRUPT DUDE EVEN MORE MONEY BY SELLING MORE PRODUCT DOMESTICALLY. THEN START THE PROCESS, BEST MUPPET ALLIES OF ALL TIME. OR THEY'LL BE CHECHNYA. Socially Awkward Penguin