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WARRANTS REGULATE HELL THEN BANG THEIR WIVES IN HEAVEN Socially Awkward Penguin

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WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH AMERICANS BEING PATRIOTIC? IT'S A CATCH ALL THING WITH EVERYONE. IF YOU'RE GOING TO BE PATRIOTIC, MAKE A DEGREE IN PATRIOTISM OR SOMETHING. THEN PEOPLE WOULD PROBABLY FORGE A PHONY PATRIOTISM DEGREE. NOTHING WRONG WITH BEING PATRIOTIC. JUST KNOW YOUR STUFF. KNOW WHY YOU'RE PATRIOTI Socially Awkward Penguin

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HAS CONVERSATION WITH FRIENDS GETS OVERCOME WITH JAZZ Socially Awkward Penguin

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ASKS FRIEND FOR GUESTLIST AT A GIG GIG IS SAME NIGHT AS FRIEND'S PARTY Socially Awkward Penguin

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VIKINGS- LEGIT PEOPLE. PEOPLE WITH LEGIT MILITARY TRAINING. OR WHO ACTUALLY HAS SOME TYPE OF ADVANCED EDUCATION AND ACTUALLY DID THE WORK. MOST AMERICANS LIE ABOUT THEIR TRAINING AND FORGET THEY LIED THEN TALK ABOUT HOW IMPORTANT TRAINING AND DEGREES ARE. MUPPET-

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THERE SHOULD BE CHURCHES  WHERE 100% OF EVERYTHING THEY DO IS ROLE PLAYING. OH WAIT.......THERE ARE ALREADY CHURCHES LIKE THAT IN THE USA. THEY PICK ON THE LEGIT PEOPLE WHO ARE VIKINGS WITH POWER IN NUMBERS. DUMBEST THING THEY EVER DID WAS GOING AFTER A VIKING AND MAKE IT ABOUT HO Socially Awkward Penguin

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THERE SHOULD BE CHURCHES  WHERE 100% OF EVERYTHING THEY DO IS ROLE PLAYING. OH WAIT.......THERE ARE ALREADY CHURCHES LIKE THAT IN THE USA. THE PICK ON THE LEGIT PEOPLE WHO ARE VIKINGS WITH POWER IN NUMBERS. DUMBEST THING THEY EVER DID WAS GOING AFTER A VIKING AND MAKE IT ABOUT HON Socially Awkward Penguin

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IF YOU DON'T GO UNDER THE RADAR THERE IS A 95% CHANCE OR GREATER OF BEING AN ORC OR A MUPPET. IN THE USA. Socially Awkward Penguin

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ORACLES SHOULD BE A PHONY TIFFANY FROM SLP FALL UNDER THE RADAR AND WEASEL THEMSELVES A YOUNG BUCK. Socially Awkward Penguin

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