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DADPOOL IS GOING TO EARN WIFEYS TATTOOS Socially Awkward Penguin

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THIS IS FOR ORACLE INSPIRATION NOT THE OLD PEDIS(MOST EVERYONE ELSE) Socially Awkward Penguin

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TRIVIUM 1. THROES OF PERDITION 2. PULL HARDER ON THE STRINGS OF YOUR MARTYR 3. WASHING AWAY ME IN THE TIDES     (DEADPOOL SOUNDTRACK) Socially Awkward Penguin

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SINCE THESE IDIOTS HAD A PHONY TITLE OF A BADASS, THEY THOUGHT THEY COULD DO BADASS STUFF. SORRY TO BREAK IT TO THE MORONS. JUST A TITLE. BUT THEY TORE THEIR ACL AND CAN'T RUN RIGHT? SO THAT'S WHY THEY CAN'T PROVE THEMSELVES. Socially Awkward Penguin

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SINCE THESE IDIOTS HAD A PHONY TITLE OF A BADASS THEY COULD ACTUALLY DO BADASS STUFF. SORRY TO BREAK IT TO THE MORONS. JUST A TITLE. BUT THEY TORE THEIR ACL AND CAN'T RUN RIGHT? SO THAT'S WHY THEY CAN'T PROVE THEMSELVES. Socially Awkward Penguin

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1. EYEZAAE HAS NO DESIRE TO COMMIT ANY HUGE CRIME 2. IT WOULD BE HELPING CONGRESS.  3. THE SAME CONGRESS WHO WANTS

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OKAY INSTEAD OF THE PSYCH WARD WELL TAKE A SECLUDED ISLAND, AN ACTUAL REAL GEOGRAPHICAL ISLAND. STAY THERE FOR 18 YEARS. VERBAL CONTRACT, ONCE WE'RE ON THE ISLAND TOGETHER NOT TO LEAVE? Socially Awkward Penguin

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YOU CAN PLAUSIBLE DENIABILITY

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ALL THE USA HAD TO DO WAS  PUT ISSA AND WIFEY IN ISOLATION TOGETHER, AND LEFT THEM ALONE. THIS IS WHY THE USA IS THE DUMBEST COUNTRY ON THE PLANET. Socially Awkward Penguin