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PUT ALL THE PHONY SEAL CHIEFS ON A SWCC BOAT Socially Awkward Penguin

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SOMEHOW BLACK PEOPLE NEED WHITEY. (WATCH BLACK SHEEP). JUST BE THE BEST CHRISTIAN MEN ON THE PLANET FOR ALL YOU PRO NFL'ERS. WINK. BECAUSE YOUR BOSS IS A MAN OF FAITH AND THE PUREST PERSON ON THE PLANET. Socially Awkward Penguin

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ONE OF HIS DON'T WANT TO PLAY IN THE NFL. IF THEY MAKE A NAME FOR THEMSELVES THEY'LL JUST BE SABOTAGED. Socially Awkward Penguin

USA all the way

USA SET UP A SMEAR CAMPAIGN TO

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USA STARTIN FROM SCRATCH  OUR(USA) CULTURE HAS TURNED INTO MUCKING UP OPPOSING CULTURES, WHILE NOT HAVING OUR OWN CULTURE. WE'RE(USA) VIKINGS. THE NEW VIKINGS. WE'RE SAVAGES. WE'RE JUST NOT GOING TO DENY IT AND FINALLY GIVE THE REST OF THE WORLD A REASON TO LIKE US. Socially Awkward Penguin

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FREE THROWS FOR DUMMIES Socially Awkward Penguin

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MOST UPPER MIDDLE CLASS FAMILIES  WOULD KILL THEIR KIDS FOR $1,000. HINT. THEY LIKE MONEY. Socially Awkward Penguin

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NEW ORK STRATEGY  MAKE THE MOST ANNOYING BARK IN THE WORLD THEN ATTACK. POWER IN NUMBERS. IF 3 PEOPLE SEE SOMETHING IT HAS TO BE TRUE, RIGHT? Socially Awkward Penguin

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EVERYONE LOVES SHOOTIN ANIMALS AT POINT BLANK RANGE HOW BOUT TARGET PRACTICE ON A CLAN RALLY GENOCIDAL, HYPOCRITE, IDIOTIC CITY? Socially Awkward Penguin

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SOCIALLY AWKWARD PENGUIN WONDERS SHOULD I AVERT MY EYES OR JUST STARE DOWN ROGER WHEN WALKING DOWN THE BACK HALLWAY? Socially Awkward Penguin