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Socially Awkward Penguin

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ORC RANKING SYSTEM- ORACLE PHONY BIBLE GROUP LEADER IS THE CAPTAIN THE POLITICIANS CALL THE SHOTS, SO THEY'RE THE GENERALS. COUNT DOOKUS ARE LIEUTENANTS. YOUNGER COUNT DOOKUS ARE FIRST CLASS PETTY OFFICERS(E6). EVERYONE ELSE IS EXPEDABLE AND IS THE SAME RANK. Socially Awkward Penguin
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THIS IS WHAT WE DO. ORCS TERRORIZE A VILLAGE IN THE MIDDLE EAST THEN WE PUT INFANTRY IN HARMS WAY WHAT WE SHOULD DO. DISSOLVE THE ORCS. OR USE A GUN SHIP. INFANTRY SHOULDN'T GO INTO ORC HOTZONES. THERE SHOULDN'T EVEN BE AN ORC HOTZONE. Socially Awkward Penguin
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THE ORCS ARE KNOWINGLY PROPAGANDA. THEY JUST ARE TOO STUPID TO REALIZE IT. Socially Awkward Penguin
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PRETTY MUCH ALL THE DEFENSE AGENCIES AND JOBS IN THE USA UNKOWINGLY ARE JUST PROPAGANDA. THEY FIX EVERYTHING THE ORCS RAPE. THEN SPEC OPS GETS THE BAD GUYS. THEN POLITICIANS CONFUSE THEM ABOUT WHO THE BAD GUYS ARE. THAT'S WHY THEY DON'T GO IN GUNS BLAZIN. Socially Awkward Penguin
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THE USA GIVES AWAY HIGH RANKING DEFENSE JOBS TO MUPPETS FOR PROPAGANDA PURPOSES. CONGRESS IS ALLOWED TO DO THIS SOMEHOW. IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE. Socially Awkward Penguin
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LIBERALS GET CONFUSED BECAUSE EVERYTHING CONSERVATIVES SAY IS A LIE. ALL LIBERALS ARE PUSSIES. SO NOBODY DOES ANYTHING ABOUT IT. MIGHT WANT TO SEE WHY IT'S SUCH A BIG DEAL TO GET A CLEARANCE IN THE USA. ESPECIALLY FOR LIBERALS. Socially Awkward Penguin
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SINCE IDIOTS CHANGE WIFEYS HAIR COLOR WHEN THEY WANT TO, CAN THEY PLEASE MAKE IT PURPLE. AS A FAVOR TO DADPOOL. SHE'S THE ONLY PERSON WHO CAN HAVE PURPLE HAIR WITH A BLUE THINGY IN IT. Socially Awkward Penguin
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SQUIRMING AROUND FOR AN HOUR STRAIGHT, SHE HAS TO GET A FOOT TATTOO. ALL ABOUT STAMINA. DOESN'T HAPPEN THAT OFTEN. IT IS POSSIBLE THOUGH. Socially Awkward Penguin
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COSTUMES WIFEY HAS TO WEAR THEN DADPOOLLLLL HAS TO GET A TATTOO 1. SUPER GIRL 2. BLACK WIDOW 3. HARLEY QUINN 4. FEMALE REPTILE (MORTAL COMBAT) 5. ROGUE Socially Awkward Penguin
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DOWN SOMETHING LIKE THIS, BUT NO EXTERNAL DEVICE Socially Awkward Penguin
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