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THE USA WAS ONCE GREAT BECAUSE IT WAS A MELTING POT OF DIFFERENT BREEDS OF PEOPLE NOW YOU GOTA BE A LAB OR GOLDEN RETRIEVER FOR ANYONE TO UNDERSTAND YOU, UNLESS YOU LIVE IN A HIGH CLASS SOCIETY Socially Awkward Penguin

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 GOLDEN RETREIVERS ARE THE WORST DOGS ON THE PLANET TO OWN, BUT SPUNK GOES A LONG WAY IN THE USA. Socially Awkward Penguin

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BEST DOGS TO OWN WHEN YOU DON'T WANT TO TRAIN THE DOG 1. LAB 2. GOLDEN RETRIEVER 3. BULLDOG 4. BLOODHOUND 5. PUG 6. GREAT DANE 7. PAPILLON 8. BORDER TERRIER 9. POODLE 10. SHIT ZU   Socially Awkward Penguin

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 WIFEY IS AROUND 5 FEET 5 INCHES TALL. Socially Awkward Penguin

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TOUGHEST DOGS  1. HUSKY 2. AUSTRALIAN CATTLE DOG 3. PIT BULL 4. GERMAN SHEPHERD 5. ALASKAN MALAMUTE 5. DOBERMAN 6. ROTTWEILER 7. ST. BERNARD 8. BOXER 9. POINTER 10. DALMATION  Socially Awkward Penguin

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NOBODY ACCEPTS THAT A DOBERMAN IS SMART SO THE DOBERMAN ISN'T SMART IN THE USA. Socially Awkward Penguin

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SMARTEST DOGS  1. COLLIE 2. BORDER COLLIE 3. BLOODHOUND 4. GERMAN SHEPHERD 5. AUSTRALIAN CATTLE DOG 6. HUSKY 7. AMERICAN FOXHOUND 8. DALMATIAN 9. BEAGLE 10. POODLE Socially Awkward Penguin

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CIA(ELVES) COLLIE/ROTTWEILER MIX Socially Awkward Penguin

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DIA(ORCS) HAVE THE BODY  OF AN ALASKAN MALAMUTE WITH NO BRAIN Socially Awkward Penguin

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SPEC OPS MUTATE INTO GERMAN SHEPHERDS THAT CAN GO RAPTOR MODE DOBERMANS HELP EVERYONE REACH THEIR OWN UNIQUE DOG POTENTIAL Socially Awkward Penguin