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Socially Awkward Penguin

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DOBERMAN'S ARE WATCH DOGS THEY MAKE SURE EVERYONE EVOLVES THE RIGHT WAY. DOBERMANS ARE MUTATION POLICE. Socially Awkward Penguin
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DADPOOL WAS FAT AT ONE POINT. IT'S EASY TO GET FAT WHEN PEOPLE SABOTAGE YOU. Socially Awkward Penguin
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WHEN YOU'RE FAT YOU DON'T EXIST TO OTHER PEOPLE WHEN PEOPLE HELP YOU DO STUFF THEY TREAT YOU LIKE A LITTLE KID. IMAGINE WHAT IT WAS LIKE FOR HER GROWING UP AND NOW PEOPLE THINK THEY OWN HER. YOU GOTA BE KIDDING ME WITH THIS. IT JUST MADE HER A STRONGER PERSON. SHE DOESN'T NEED THEM. Socially Awkward Penguin
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DADPOOL HAD PEOPLE IN HIS CORNER, THEY DIDN'T KNOW HIM PERSONALLY(EXCEPT A COUPLE FRIENDS WHO WERE LIKE BROTHERS) . LYMOMDRA JUST WAS A DOORMAT. PEOPLE WALKED ALL OVER HER BECAUSE SHE COULDN'T STAND UP FOR HERSELF. Socially Awkward Penguin
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NOBODY CARED ABOUT DADPOOL ABOUT AND LYMOMDRA THEIR ENTIRE LIFE SOMEHOW IT WAS APART OF THE DUMBEST POLITICAL PLOY OF ALL TIME. PEOPLE STARTED CARING ABOUT LYMOMDRA RECENTLY THOUGH AND THANK GOD THEY DID. THAT'S WHY DADPOOL AND LYMOMDRA WERE MEANT TO BE TOGETHER. Socially Awkward Penguin
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FOUND THE INDICATOR UNWASHED IN A HEAP OF CLOTHES. JUST WAITIN TILL WE BOTH GET THE TITANIUMS IN PERSON TOGETHER. INSTEAD OF GETTING COCK BLOCKED BY PEOPLE WHO DON'T EVEN KNOW US. Socially Awkward Penguin
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DADPOOL LOVES WIFE. WE'RE GONA MAKE IT. GOT MI INDICATOR ON. HOPE YOU GOT YOURS ON TOO. Socially Awkward Penguin
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DOBERMANS DON'T LIKE OTHER DOGS, AND OTHER DOGS DON'T LIKE DOBERMANS. UNLESS THEY WERE RAISED TOGETHER. THIS IS WHY DOBERMAN'S NEED MORE TRAINING THAN ANY OTHER DOGS. IT'LL PAY OFF IN THE LONG RUN THOUGH. P.S. OTHER DOGS DO LEAVE DOBERMAN'S ALONE UNLESS Socially Awkward Penguin
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THE PASTORS IN PRIESTS IN THE USA ARE ALL ABOUT BEING THE COOL KID IN HIGH SCHOOL. IF GOD DIDN'T LOVE THE MARINE CORPS, EVERY MARINE WOULD PUNCH EVERY CURRENT USA PASTOR IN THE FACE. Socially Awkward Penguin
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AUSTRALIAN CATTLE DOGS ARE NOT POLITICAL PLOYS THOUGH, WHICH IS PERFECT FOR WHAT USA CHRISTIANS WANT THEY USE THE GERMAN SHEPHERDS AND HUGE DOGS AS POLITICAL PLOYS. THE MARINE CORPS FITS PERFECTLY INTO WHAT USA CHRISTIANITY WANTS TO ACHIEVE. EVERY PASTOR/PRIEST HAS TO HAVE MARINE CORPS TRAINING. Socially Awkward Penguin
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