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 EVERYONE RESPECTS AN AUSTRALIAN CATTLE DOG. IT'S A THOUSAND TIMES BETTER THAN BEING A LAB OR A GOLDEN RETRIEVER, WHICH IS WHAT USA CHRISTIANITY DEVELOPS YOU INTO. Socially Awkward Penguin

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ALL CHRISTIANS IN THE USA HAVE TO BE MASS PRODUCED BY THEIR PASTOR/PRIEST FACTOR THE MARINE CORPS INTO THEM BEING MASS PRODUCED IF THEY ARE CONSERVATIVE OR LIBERTARIAN. Socially Awkward Penguin

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THE BEST THING THE USA CAN MASS PRODUCE IS A MARINE. IF YOU WANT TO CALL YOURSELF A CONSERVATIVE OR LIBERTARIAN, YOU BETTER HAVE MARINE CORPS TRAINING. IT SHOULD BE MANDATORY THAT ALL KIDS IN CONSERVATIVE AND LIBERTARIAN HOUSEHOLDS JOIN THE MARINE CORPS. Socially Awkward Penguin

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WORK UP THE NERVE TO TALK TO A CUTE GIRL IN A BAR LAST NIGHT WITH A PIXIE CUT

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 EYEZA WANTS TO BE THE PRESIDENT THAT IS CONSIDERED THE MOST RUTHLESS PRESIDENT WHO STARTED STARFLEET ACADEMY. Socially Awkward Penguin

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 IF YOU CLAIRVOYANTLY(TPATH) USE CONSERVATIVE COMMUNISM, DOES THAT MAKE YOU A COMMUNIST? Socially Awkward Penguin

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DIA(ORC) PLAYBOOK WHEN THEY GO OVERSEAS FIND ATTRACTIVE STEREOTYPED AMERICANS AND OCCUPY A GYM OR COFFEE SHOP. THEN ACT LIKE JERK GAP MODELS WITH NO SUBSTANCE. FROM THE OUTSIDE LOOKING IN PEOPLE MIGHT RESPECT THEM, BUT THEY ARE THE BIGGEST PIECES OF TRASH ON PLANET EARTH. MODELS ARE PAID TO TAK Socially Awkward Penguin

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DIA(ORCS) THE PROPAGANDA SPY AGENCY IN THE USA. Socially Awkward Penguin

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IF WE ELIMATE THE DIA(ORCS) THE USA IS MORE SAFE. AND WE CAN FUND OFFICER AND NASA PROGRAMS BETTER. Socially Awkward Penguin

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 EVERY CHURCH(USA) IS BRAINSTORMING HOW TO NOT LET OBAMA BE THE GOOD GUY IN THIS SITUATION. THEY LOVE THIS GOOD PERSONA SO FREAKING BAD. THE CHURCH ELDERS ARE LIKE THE PASTORS HITMEN/SNITCHES. IT'S THE MOST CORRUPT THING ON THE PLANET. THE PASTORS ARE NOT  Socially Awkward Penguin