Socially Awkward Penguin

The struggle, every time

DOWNLOAD 9GAG CHAT TOO SHY TO TALK TO ANYONE  Socially Awkward Penguin

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BY TRYING TO CONVINCE EVERYONE EYEZA WAS A PHONY NAVY SEAL CONSERVATIVES ENDED UP HATING NAVY SEALS. EVERYONE IN KNOW, KNOWS HE ISN'T A PHONY NAVY SEAL. IT GETS LOWER DOWN THE CHAIN OF COMMAND IN CHURCHES EVERY DAY. Socially Awkward Penguin

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 PEOPLE THINK THE ONE LEGIT PIECE OF DIRT THEY HAVE ON EYEZA IS THAT HE'S A PHONY NAVY SEAL. NO HE IS NOT A PHONY NAVY SEAL. HE'S NOT ALLOWED TO SEE HIS WIFE BECAUSE OF THIS.  Socially Awkward Penguin

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 BEING A PHONY NAVY SEAL IS LIKE TELLING PEOPLE YOU'VE BEEN PHONY TORTURED AND TURNED INTO A BADASS. NOT ONCE WAS EYEZA A PHONY NAVY SEAL. Socially Awkward Penguin

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 PENGUIN NEVER ONCE TOLD ANYONE HE WAS A SEAL TO GET LAID, GET A JOB OR DO ANYTHING. Socially Awkward Penguin

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 INSIDE JOKE WIFEY AND EYE HAVE TOGETHER. WE DON'T WANT ANYTHING TO DO WITH THE CITIES WE LIVE IN, YET SOMEHOW WE AREN'T ALLOWED TO SEE EACH OTHER BECAUSE OF THE PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN THE SAME CITIES AS US. DID PEOPLE FORGET HOW THEY TREATED WIFEY TO HER FACE Socially Awkward Penguin

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 THERE IS NOTHING WORSE THAN A PHONY CALLING SOMEONE A PHONY WHO ISN'T A PHONY. Socially Awkward Penguin

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 THESE PEOPLE ARE THIS STUPID AND CAN'T GET CERTAIN THOUGHTS OUT OF THEIR HEAD. I WONDER WHY? WHEN HIGH RANKING CHURCH MEMBERS ARE WRONG, A PHONY GOD TELLS THEM IT'S A WASH AND THEY KEEP MAKING THE DUMBEST MISTAKES OVER AND OVER AGAIN. Socially Awkward Penguin

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THEIR LAST MEETING WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A JOKE, BUT IT REIGNITED THEIR LOVE FOR EACHOTHER. POLITICIANS CANNOT GET IT OUT OF THEIR HEAD THAT EYEZA IS NOT ANYTHING CLOSE TO WHAT THEY MAKE HIM OUT AS. IT WAS SUPPOSED TO HUMILIATE HER AND MAKE HIM FEEL GUILTY. YEAH DIDN'T HAPPEN AT ALL. NOW THEY'RE MARRIED. TAKE THAT CONGRESS. Socially Awkward Penguin

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SEE, WIFEY WASN'T EVEN GOOD ENOUGH FOR A CREEPY OLD GUY. SHE WAS A LITTLE OW BECAUSE OF SABOTAGE. THEY WERE FLAT OUT GOING TO GET RID OF HER. THEY RILED UP THE SOLDIERS USING HER AND EYE. THE ORACLE THING IS A COVER FOR HER. THEN SUDDENLY EVERYONE BECOME ATTRACTED TO HER AND BECAME AND ORACLE TO COCK BLOCK HER AND HER HUSBAND. Socially Awkward Penguin