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SEE, NOW OBAMA IS GOING TO BE THE GOOD GUY IN THIS SCENARIO THE USA CANNOT HAVE THAT. THEY HAVE TO FIND A SOLUTION THAT INVOLVES CORRUPTION, SCAMS, POISON, AND BIGOTRY. IT JUST WOULDN'T BE THE SAME WITHOUT THAT STUFF. Socially Awkward Penguin

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SEE, NOW OBAMA IS GOING TO BE THE GOOD GUY IN THIS SCENARIO THEY AND THE USA CANNOT HAVE THAT. THEY HAVE TO FIND A SOLUTION THAT INVOLVES CORRUPTION, SCAMS, POISON, AND BIGOTRY. IT JUST WOULDN'T BE THE SAME WITHOUT THAT STUFF. Socially Awkward Penguin

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 OKAY HIGH CHANCE THERE IS A GOD. WIFEY AND EYE HAVE BEEN THROUGH HECK. IT MADE NO SENSE AT ALL. PEOPLE SCREWED WITH US EVERY CHANCE THEY COULD GET. NOW WEA INCH CLOSER AND CLOSER TO BEING PARDONED BY OBAMA IN JAN 2016. Socially Awkward Penguin

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PENGUIN WOULD BE COMPLETELY FINE DOIN THIS THE REST OF HIS LIFE WIFEY DOIN THE WHOLE CUTESY NERVOUS INTELLIGENCE THING WHILE DOBERMAN IS DOIN THE WHOLE GEEKY PRECISE THING. THEN IF SOMEONE INTERRUPTS THEM, DOBERMAN WILL SHOW SOME TEETH. DOBERMANS BITE TOO. DOIN THE WHOLE FAMILY THING THIS WAY. YEAH COOL STUFF. THEY'LL Socially Awkward Penguin

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 DADPOOL IS SO ATTRACTED TO LYMOMDRA'S CUTESY NERVOUS INTELLIGENCE. OH YEAH, HE'S TURNED ON RIGHT NOW. Socially Awkward Penguin

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 THEN THE PEOPLE WHO ARE PHONIES MAKE EVERYONE ELSE OUT TO BE PHONIES WHO THEY ARE JEALOUS OF. Socially Awkward Penguin

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 PEOPLE WITH PHONY JOB TITLES AND PHONY JOB SKILLS, RUIN IT FOR EVERYONE ELSE. Socially Awkward Penguin

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 IF YOU DON'T HAVE A PHONY TITLE IN THE USA, YOU'RE A NOBODY. Socially Awkward Penguin

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 IT'S HILARIOUS HOW DADPOOL AND LYMOMDRA ARE THE ONLY PEOPLE WHO TAKE EACHOTHER SERIOUSLY. THAT'S ALL THEY NEED THOUGH. Socially Awkward Penguin