Socially Awkward Penguin

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 CAN SOMEONE TEACH WIFEY HOW TO SPAM HER MIND. IT WOULD BE USEFUL RIGHT NOW. Socially Awkward Penguin

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 IF ANYONE SAYS ANYTHING ABOUT THE SOAP....OR KNOWS WHAT HAPPENED(SPECIFICALLY)...WE'LL KNOW WHY...AND IT'S ILLEGAL HOW THEY KNOW IT. Socially Awkward Penguin

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 DADPOOL NEVER TOLD ANYONE ABOUT THE SOAP. SO. MAKE SURE LYMOMDRA IS AWARE.  Socially Awkward Penguin

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GOTA GREAT BASE  GOTA DEVELOP IT NOW Socially Awkward Penguin

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 ADVICE TO PEOPLE OUT THERE. DON'T BE A PLAYER OR PLAY ANYONE OR TAKE ADVANTAGE OF ANYONE(THE WHITE WAY TO SAY IT). ALWAYS PLAY A HAND THE RIGHT WAY. NEVER CHEAT OR BE CORRUPT BECAUSE THAT WILL HAUNT YOU THE REST OF YOUR LIFE. IF YOU DO STUFF THE RIGHT WAY Socially Awkward Penguin

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 NOTRE DAME HAT AND GREEN SHIRT FOR MY LADY. GONA PISS SOME PEOPLE OFF. THAT'S HOW PEOPLE REMEMBER OUR FIRST ENCOUNTER. NOTRE DAME CATHEDRAL IS IN FRANCE BY THE WAY. Socially Awkward Penguin

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 ALL SHE WANTS IS TO CUDDLE. DADPOOL IS GONA MAKE THAT HAPPEN. ONE DAY(AGAIN)...AND A LOT MORE. Socially Awkward Penguin

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THE SOAP IS HOW DADPOOL KNOWS LYMOMDRA'S SEEING CONDITION ONLY DADPOOL WOULD KNOW THAT Socially Awkward Penguin

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 SERIOUSLY THOUGH LET AMERICANS(USA) COOL DOWN. DON'T RUB IT IN TOO BAD. WE SERIOUSLY WILL DESTROY THE PLANET BECAUSE WE HAD A WRONG OPINION AND GOT CAUGHT BEING CORRUPT, PHONY GOOD GUYS. Socially Awkward Penguin

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THE USA IS OFFICIALLY NOT A WORLD POWER ANYMORE BECAUSE OF THE PHONY BLOODLINE TO CHRIST THING HOWEVER THE USA HAS THE CAPABILITIES TO DESTROY THE ENTIRE PLANET IF WE WANTED TO, TO COVER UP OUR MISTAKE. THE USA IS OFFICIALLY OFP(OWN F'NG PROGRAM). Socially Awkward Penguin