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 THE BEST CONSTRUCTION WORKERS ARE GOLDEN RETRIEVERS. ENGINEERS ARE THE MENTAL BLOODHOUNDS. TECHNICIANS ARE SUPPOSED TO BE A COMBINATION OF BLOODHOUND AND GOLDEN RETRIEVER. THE ONLY TECHNICIANS WHO GET PROMOTED IN THE NAVY ARE 100% GOLDEN RETRIEVERS. COLLI Socially Awkward Penguin

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 THE BEST CONSTRUCTION WORKERS ARE GOLDEN RETRIEVERS. ENGINEERS ARE THE MENTAL BLOODHOUNDS. COLLIES MONITOR EVERYTHING. Socially Awkward Penguin

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 TO SUM EVERYTHING UP. UNLESS YOU'RE A FLAMING CONSERVATIVE(MOST PEOPLE ARE MODERATES), THE NAVAL ACADEMY CAN ONLY PRODUCE SPEC OP OFFICERS AND PILOTS. THEY DON'T WANT OFFICERS WITH MODERATE POLITICAL VIEWS ON NAVY SHIPS. SHIPS HAVE THE MOST RIGHT WINGED A Socially Awkward Penguin

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 WHEN YOUR LIFES ON THE LINE YOU HAVE TO HAVE LEGIT OFFICERS THOUGH. IT'S THE NAVY THOUGH, RIGHT? NOBODY CARES. YOU ONLY HAVE TO BE A LEGIT OFFICER TO BE SPEC OPS BECAUSE THERE IS SO MUCH COMPETITION. Socially Awkward Penguin

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THE REAL NAVY HATES PEOPLE FROM THE NAVAL ACADEMY THE REAL NAVY WOULD RATHER HAVE PHONY OFFICERS CONTROLLED BY CHIEFS. IT'S A LIBERAL/CONSERVATIVE ISSUE. THIS IS WHY CONGRESS HATES PEOPLE FROM THE NAVAL ACADEMY. LIBERAL POLITICIANS DON'T STAND UP FOR ANYTHING DEALING WITH THE MILITARY. Socially Awkward Penguin

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MARINE CORPS CROSS TRAINS WITH FBI NAVY CROSS TRAINS WITH.........

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 YOU CAN'T RAISE WON OF HISSSIS LIKE EVERYONE ELSE. IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR A BIG PAY DAY WITH NO EFFORT, YOU CAN GO SCREW YOURSELF. Socially Awkward Penguin

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 GOLDEN RETRIEVERS ARE THE WORST INFLUENCES ON LABS. Socially Awkward Penguin

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IF THE DOBERMAN WAS SURROUNDED BY COLLIES AND GERMAN SHEPHERDS YOU WOULDN'T WANT TO PUT THE DOBERMAN ON MEDICATION. Socially Awkward Penguin

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SO YOU WANT TO PUT A DOBERMAN ON MENTAL ILLNESS MEDICATION SO HE INTERACTS BETTER WITH LABS AND GOLDEN RETRIEVERS. EVERY LEGIT PERSON DOES A FACE-PALM WHEN THEY HEAR THIS. Socially Awkward Penguin