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SO IF CONGRESS EVER GETS RID OF NAVY SEALS IT'S BECAUSE CONGRESS USED THEM AS PROPAGANDA AND IT BACKFIRED ON THEM. Socially Awkward Penguin

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NAVY SEALS DO NOT HAVE HUMAN OR DOG MODES IT'S MONGOOSE MODE->RAPTOR MODE/APPEARANCE Socially Awkward Penguin

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 DADPOOL AND WIFE ARE BOTH THOUROUGHBREDS. MAKES SENSE. NOBODY WILL LET THEM DO ANYTHING RIGHT NOW THOUGH. PROVE THEY AREN'T THOUROUGHBREDS.  Socially Awkward Penguin

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WHEN COMPARING CANINES TO HUMANS JUST REMEMBER THERE ARE 2 DIFFERENT ANALOGIES. PHYSICAL AND MENTAL. IT'S SHOCKING HOW SIMILAR HUMANS AND DOGS ARE.  Socially Awkward Penguin

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USUALLY TO BE AN ENEMY OF THE STATE YOU HAVE TO BREAK SOME SORT OF LAW ACCORDING TO CONGRESS YOU CAN BE AN ENEMY OF THE STATE WITHOUT BREAKING ANY LAWS Socially Awkward Penguin

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ENGINEERS ARE MENTAL BLOODHOUNDS WHEN THEY SMELL OUT SCHEMATICS AND FEDERAL MARSHALS ARE PHYSICAL BLOODHOUNDS WHEN THEY TRY TO BRING IN ENEMIES OF THE STATE(WATCH OUT FOR CORRUPTION THESE DAYS ESPECIALLY IN 2014). Socially Awkward Penguin

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WHEN PEOPLE TRIED TO EVOLVE FROM LABS IN COLORADO...... IT SCREWED EVERYTHING UP Socially Awkward Penguin

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WIFEY DOES GREAT AROUND PEOPLE WHO ARE LEGIT WHO UNDERSTAND HER SITUATION. SHE DOESN'T DO GREAT AROUND IDIOTS. ALWAYS IN BORDER COLLIE MODE. PENGUIN LOVES HER. BORDER COLLIES ARE A BIT SKIDDISH UNTIL EVERYTHING IS OUT ON THE TABLE. Socially Awkward Penguin

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PROTOTYPICAL BLOODHOUND/AUSTRALIAN SHEPHARD MIX FBI AGENT Socially Awkward Penguin

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 COOL PT UNIFORMS ON SHIPS UNLESS YOUR JOB DEMANDS OTHERWISE. JUST MAKE EVERYTHING AS COMFORTABLE AS POSSIBLE. THIS IS THE ONLY WAY TO FIX ANYTHING. Socially Awkward Penguin