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Socially Awkward Penguin

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JUST LET EVERYONE BE DIRTBAGS WHEN THEY ARE ON SHIPS. EVERYONE HATES THEIR LIFE WHEN THEY ARE ON A SHIP ANYWAYS. AS SOON AS YOU START SQUARING AWAY A HIGH RANKED PERSON WITH NO TRAINING THE REST OF SHIP OF SCREWED. Socially Awkward Penguin
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NAVY HAS BADASS TRAINING THOUGH. CAN'T FORGET THAT. MARINE TRAINING IS THAT ON STEROIDS. IT'S ACCEPTABLE TO BE A SCUMBAG IN THE NAVY. Socially Awkward Penguin
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FOLLOW ME ON THIS ONE SO WE CREATE FICTIONAL OFFICERS IN THE NAVY SO WE CAN CREATE AN AGENCY LIKE THE DIA WHERE THEY ACT LIKE ORCS AS THEIR MAIN STRATEGY. YOU'VE GOTA BE KIDDING ME. Socially Awkward Penguin
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THE REASON MOST NAVAL OFFICERS DON'T INTERACT WITH YOUNG ENLISTED SAILORS IS BECAUSE A LOT AREN'T OFFICERS. THEY HAVE THE RANK THOUGH. NOT THE CREDENTIALS. Socially Awkward Penguin
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WHEN AN OFFICER STARTS GOING GOLDEN RETRIEVER MODE, IT MEANS THEY HAVE NO MILITARY TRAINING. THEY JUST HAVE CONNECTIONS OR GOT HOOKED UP WHEN THEY WERE ENLISTED. Socially Awkward Penguin
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MILITARY TRAINING IS NOT THE ISSUE. IT'S THE MAINTENANCE ON THE TRAINING AND CORRUPTION. IDIOT POLITICS WITHIN MILITARY CIRCLES THAT SOUNDS LIKE CONVERSATIONS AT 6TH GRADE LUNCH TABLES INFECTS EVERYONE. THEN HAARP DRILLS IT INTO YOUR HEAD. Socially Awkward Penguin
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IN NAVY A SCHOOL YOU'RE IN GOLDEN RETRIEVER MODE THAN YOU GET TO THE FLEET AND YOU ARE IN PUG(HERMIT) MODE. SOME PEOPLE JUST DON'T TALK WHO GRADUATED TO DOBERMAN MODE SO THEY CAN BE THEMSELVES. Socially Awkward Penguin
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IN NAVY A SCHOOL YOU'RE IN GOLDEN RETRIEVER MODE THAN YOU GET TO THE FLEET AND YOU ARE IN PUG(HERMIT) MODE. SOME PEOPLE JUST DON'T TALK WHO GRADUATED TO DOBERMAN MODE OR WHO CAN BE THEMSELVES. Socially Awkward Penguin
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IF YOU'RE A LAB. JUST STAY A LAB. EVERYONE LIKES LABS. IT'S HARD TO DEVELOP YOURSELF WHEN YOU HAVE NO AWARENESS TO THE WORLD AND WHEN YOU DON'T ACCEPT REALITY. Socially Awkward Penguin
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A LOT OF ADULTS ARE PHONY GOLDEN RETRIEVERS AND THEY THINK THEY'RE BEING PHONY ROTTWILERS. IT'S THE FUNNIEST THING ON THE PLANET. Socially Awkward Penguin
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