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Socially Awkward Penguin

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IN SOME PLACES PEOPLE JUST GROW UP AS NATURAL GOLDEN RETRIEVERS. IT'S A GO GET EM ATTITUDE WITHOUT ANY PROFESSIONAL TRAINING. IT'S A GOOD THING. BUT IF YOU'RE AN ADULT GETTIN INTO THE WHOLE WAR THING AND YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT YOU COME OFF AS AN A GOLDEN RETRIEVER. ADULTS BEING A GOLDEN RETRIEVER IS NOT A GOOD THING. Socially Awkward Penguin
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ONCE A US NAVY CHIEF GETS THAT GOLDEN RETRIEVER MENTALITY, THEY ARE THE BIGGEST IDIOTS ON THE PLANET. NO POSSIBLE WAY THEY COULD DEVELOP INTO AN AUSTRALIAN SHEPHERD. Socially Awkward Penguin
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US NAVY SHIP POLITICS IN DOG TERMS OFFICERS- COLLIES CHIEFS-GOLDEN RETRIEVERS EVERYONE ELSE-PUGS (NOBODY BELIEVES IN EVOLUTION OR THE TRUTH) Socially Awkward Penguin
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BEST DOG CONVERSIONS LAB->COLLIE GOLDEN RETRIEVER->AUSTRALIAN SHEPHARD BEAGLE->AMERICAN FOXHOUND Socially Awkward Penguin
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This is what's happening in the usa. You have to do this to put everyone in their place.

PEOPLE HAVE AN OBSESSION WITH OPERATORS AND ALL WANT TO BE OPERATORS. THE WANT TO LOOK LIKE SEALS THOUGH, BUT ALL WANT TO ONLY BE OPERATORS. AMERICANS ARE FINDING OUT YOU DON'T MASS PRODUCE PEOPLE LIKE THIS. IN CONSERVATIVE AREAS PEOPLE ARE BROUGHT UP WITH LABRADOR RETRIEVER MENTALITIES. NOW THEY WANT TO ALL BE SPEC OPS HAV Socially Awkward Penguin
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DIA FINDS STEREOTYPED DOGS AND DOESN'T TRAIN THEM. HAVING AN APPEARANCE OF A CERTAIN DOG DOESN'T MAKE YOU A CERTAIN DOG. IT JUST MEANS YOU ARE THAT STEREOTYPED DOG. DIA DOESN'T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN APPEARANCE AND REALITY. Socially Awkward Penguin
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No fue mi intención

HACE COMENTARIO CHOCANTE EN BROMA DESATA POLÉMICA ENTRE FAMILIARES Socially Awkward Penguin
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ADVICE TO ALL YOU IDIOTS OUT THERE WHEN LABS TRY TO GO OUT OF THEIR COMFORT ZONE THEY BECOME GOLDEN RETRIEVERS. LIKE WHEN A LAB TRIES TO BECOME A PIT BULL THEY PRETTY MUCH ARE GOLDEN RETRIEVERS. SO PLEASE STAY BEING LABS. THIS CONSERVATIVE(USA) TOUGH GUY ROUTINE GOT DESTROYED BECAUSE OF TH Socially Awkward Penguin
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SCENARIO 4 GOLDEN RETRIEVERS AND 1 DOBERMAN. GOLDEN RETRIEVERS START BADGERING DOBERMAN BECAUSE THEY ARE ALL JEALOUS. DOBERMAN KILLS ALL GOLDEN RETRIEVERS. THIS WOULD HAPPEN IN THE ANIMAL KINGDOM. HUMANS CAN'T ACT LIKE THAT. DOBERMANS GET ALONG WITH COLLIES THOUGH. Socially Awkward Penguin
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HE WASN'T ALLOWED TO EARN THE STATUS OF A DOBERMAN. AND NOW HE'S NOT ALLOWED TO EARN THE STATUS OF A HUSBAND AND FATHER. THANKS USA LAWMAKERS. ON TOP OF EVERYTHING. Socially Awkward Penguin
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