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 DOBERMAN GENETICS/ CHARACTERISTICS/MANNERISMS. HE NEVER GOT TO PROVE HE IS A DOBERMAN. HOW DOES THAT SOUND? Socially Awkward Penguin

They sound so damn similar

GO ON AND ON ABOUT BUKKAKE THAT I SAW LAST NIGHT I MEANT KABUKI  Socially Awkward Penguin

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PROTOTYPICAL ENGINEER  IS A BLOODHOUND Socially Awkward Penguin

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LEGITMATE LAWYERS WHO WENT THROUGH

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 WITHOUT SOME TYPE OF MILITARY/MED SCHOOL/PRO SPORT TRAINING IT'S PRETTY DAMN HARD TO REACH ONE OF THE BADASS DOG STATUSES. NOT VERY MANY COLLIES IN THE USA NOWADAYS EITHER. COLLIES ARE GENIUSES WHO ARE PROFICENT ATHLETES WHO GET BY BECAUSE THEY'RE SMARTER Socially Awkward Penguin

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INTENTIONALLY COMES 30 MINUTES LATE TO A PARTY FIRST Socially Awkward Penguin

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DADPOOL LOVES WIFE  NO ISSUES. STILL LOVE YA  <3 Socially Awkward Penguin

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AND HAARP IS TRYIN TO GIVE EYEZA BRAIN CANCER RIGHT NOW OUTSTANDING Socially Awkward Penguin

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 SO WHEN THEY CAN'T GET YOU WITH A STEALTH SUIT OR DRIVE YOU INSANE. THEY JUST POISON YOU WHEN YOU'RE SLEEPING(CONSERVATIVE OFP). ALL FOR PROPAGANDA PURPOSES. Socially Awkward Penguin

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 SO IF YOU FALL ASLEEP YOU GET POISONED. WHAT SHOULD YOU DO? NOT FALL ASLEEP. Socially Awkward Penguin