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CHAPLAINS IN THE USA MILITARY ARE PROPAGANDISTS. THAT'S ALL THEY ARE.  Socially Awkward Penguin

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DADPOOL LOVES WIFE  STILL JUST A PLAUSIBLE DENIABILITY KUSH POW. EVERYTHING PENGUIN DOES IS SABOTAGED. SO PENGUIN DOES NOTHING. JUST WAITIN TO BE WITH THE LOVE OF HIS LIFE. DON'T MESS UP OTHER PEOPLES POLITICAL PROPAGANDA BECAUSE THEY WORKED REALLY HARD MAKING YOU OUT TO BE  Socially Awkward Penguin

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GOES ON A BLIND DATE   PUTS ON A BLINDFOLD Socially Awkward Penguin

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CHIEFS LIKE OFFICERS WHO DON'T HAVE ANY TRAINING BECAUSE THE WHOLE TOUGH GUY ROUTINE WORKS ON THEM. A LEGIT OFFICER WOULDN'T TAKE THEIR CRAP. Socially Awkward Penguin

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THE USA IS SAVING MONEY  WITH NAVAL OFFICERS WHO DON'T HAVE ANY OFFICER TRAINING. Socially Awkward Penguin

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USA NAVY OPERATES HAARP USA NAVAL OFFICERS(MOST) ARE PUSSIES WHO ONLY USE PLAUSIBLE DENIABILITY. WHICH MEANS CHIEFS ARE THE ONLY ONES WHO USE HAARP WITH PLAUSIBLE DENIABILITY BECAUSE NOBODY KNOWS, RIGHT? IT'S A SECRET. Socially Awkward Penguin

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HIT NAVY CHIEFS WHERE IT HURTS THEM THE MOST. THEIR PHONY HONOR AND LOYALTY. Socially Awkward Penguin

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SINCE THE BRITS ALREADY DO THE ROYALTY DEAL THE SHOULD HAVE IQ CONTESTS AND HAVE A NEW IQ KING AND QUEEN EVERY YEAR. SOMETHIN TO SHOOT FOR. IQ- THE MORE STUFF YOU'RE BETTER AT MEANS THE HIGHER IQ YOU HAVE DEPENDING ON THE LEVEL YOU COMPETE AT. THE IQ KING AND QUEEN NEED KIND OF A GEEKY NAME INSTEAD Socially Awkward Penguin

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YOU SHOULD PROBABLY CHOOSE A ROYAL COUPLE INSTEAD OF INDIVIDUAL KING AND AN INDIVIDUAL QUEEN. THE ROYAL COUPLE WILL BE THE FIRST KING AND QUEEN OF THE USA AND CREATE A NEW GENERATION OF A SPARTANISH TYPE DYNASTY. YOU START IT WITH A GOOD PERSON COMP THOUGH. Socially Awkward Penguin

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USA ROYAL COMP  FIND ALL THE LEVEL 1 HEAVENERS AND HAVE A GOOD PERSON CONTEST. NOT DEATH MATCHES AND ALL THAT STUFF. GOOD CHANGE A PACE, RIGHT? Socially Awkward Penguin