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 AND NO EYEZA CANNOT BE USA ROYALTY BECAUSE HE HATES USA CHRISTIANS. HE IS OUT OF THE RUNNING. HE JUST WANTS HIS WIFE. Socially Awkward Penguin

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 TELL WIFEY THE PACKERS HAVE WON. THEN KNOCK ON WOOD. IF YOU KNOCK ON YOUR PENIS YOU WILL BE BITTEN BY A PENGUIN.  Socially Awkward Penguin

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THE BEST LOOKING TATTOO ON A CHICK IS RIGHT ABOVE HER FEMALE ORGANS(YA KNOW THE OPENING) WHERE ONLY HER HUSBAND CAN SEE. GUYS GET THE SINGLE CHEST CREST FOR CHICKS AND THE CHICKS GET THE TAT DOWN THERE FOR HER HUSBAND TO SHOOT FOR. USA CULTURE FOR NOW ON. Socially Awkward Penguin

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THE BEST LOOKING TATTOO ON A CHICK IS RIGHT ABOVE HER FEMALE ORGANS(YA KNOW THE OPENING) WHERE ONLY HER HUSBAND CAN SEE. GUYS GET THE SINGLE CHEST CREST FOR CHICKS AND THE CHICKS GET THE TAT DOWN THERE FOR HER HUSBAND TO SHOOT FOR. Socially Awkward Penguin

italian penguin and wife

PENGUINNNNNENENENE LOVES PENGUINAAAEAEAE PENGUINENENENE LOVES PENGUINANANANANAAAAAAEE Socially Awkward Penguin

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 CHICKS WANT GENERIC BRAD PITT ROLE IN THE SACK. EVERYONE KNOWS THAT. Socially Awkward Penguin

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ALL GOOD HERE IN THE UNIT Socially Awkward Penguin

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USES RANDOM GROUP GENERATOR SOMEHOW GROUPS ALL THE KIDS BY RACE AGAIN Socially Awkward Penguin

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THE REASON THE MIDDLE EAST CAN'T GET THEIR ACT TOGETHER IS THE USA. THE USA IS LIKE AN STD THE WORLD CAN'T GET RID OF. Socially Awkward Penguin

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LIVING IN THE USA IS LIKE  LIVING IN A KUSH MIDDLE EAST. IT'S EVEN MORE DANGEROUS BECAUSE ALL THE CHURCH COMMUNITIES ARE LIKE THE ONE IN HOT FUZZ. IT'S MOSTLY JUST DANGEROUS TO FOREIGNERS AND RIVAL RELIGIOUS GROUPS. ONE OF THE WORST PLACES TO GROW UP IS THE USA. Socially Awkward Penguin