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LIVING IN THE USA IS LIKE  LIVING IN A KUSH MIDDLE EAST. IT'S EVEN MORE DANGEROUS BECAUSE ALL THE CHURCH COMMUNITIES ARE LIKE THE ONE IN HOT FUZZ. IT'S MOSTLY JUST DANGEROUS TO FOREIGNERS AND RIVAL RELIGIOUS GROUPS. ONE OF THE WORST PLACES TO GROW UP IS IN THE USA. Socially Awkward Penguin

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USA CONSERVATIVE LOGIC  THEY ARE ALLOWED TO KILL ANYONE IN THE NAME OF CHRIST WHO DOESN'T MAKE SENSE TO THEMSELVES. AND SOMEHOW THE MUSLIMS ARE THE TERRORISTS WHO HATE WOMEN AND INFIDELS.  Socially Awkward Penguin

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 USA CHRISTIANS ARE DONE USING CHRIST AS AN EXCUSE TO BE TERRIBLE PEOPLE. SORRY THEY LOST THE RIGHT. MAYBE THEY WERE USING STRATEGY BEFORE. THEY JUST GOT TOO CARIED AWAY AND NOW THEY MUST BE EXTERMINATED. Socially Awkward Penguin

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SO LETHAL INJECTION DOSE IS 2-5 GRAMS. PENGUIN JUST GOT AROUND 60 GRAMS Socially Awkward Penguin

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 IT'S POSSIBLE 1 SYRINGE SODIUM THIOPENTA AND ANOTHER SODIUM CHLORIDE. DIZZIEST FEELING ON THE PLANET  Socially Awkward Penguin

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 2 SIRINGES FULL OF POTASSIUM CHLORIDE AND STILL KICKIN. STILL LOVES WIFE. WHILE SLEEPING. PRETTY OVERWHELMING FEELING. Socially Awkward Penguin

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FOR THE RECORD PENGUIN  TRYIN TO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE A DEPAKOTE OVERDOSE. THEY'LL JUST CHANGE THE LABS ANYWAYS BY HACKING INTO THE COMPUTER. SO MADE IT. THANKS FOR NOT HAVING A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM. Socially Awkward Penguin

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DADPOOL LOVES WIFE <3 <3 ALWAYS AND ALWAYS Socially Awkward Penguin

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 IT WAS THE MOST OVERWHELMING FEELING ON THE PLANET. LIKE STANDING UP TOO FAST AND FEELING LIGHT HEADED X5000.  2 SYRINGES BEHIND THE EAR WHILE SLEEPING. Socially Awkward Penguin

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 THE AVERAGE PERSON IN GREAT BRITAIN IS VASTLY SUPERIOR TO A PERSON IN THE USA. THE SHEEP PRETTY MUCH RULE EVERYTHING IN THE USA, BUT IT'S PRETTY MUCH A MAFIA. THE SECRET INTELLIGENCE IS HOW STUPID WE ARE IN THE USA. IF THE BRITS HAD MORE MUTANTS, WATCH OU Socially Awkward Penguin