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Socially Awkward Penguin

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THE USA GOVERNMENT TAKES ADVANTAGE OF THE CHURCH AND PRESCRIPTION DRUG SYSTEM SO OFTEN THAT THEIR ARE SO MANY LOOPHOLES IN LEGISLATION AND PEOPLE ARE SO USED TO FOLLOWING ORDERS. PASTOR DBAG IS ALLOWING WIFEEYY TO BE TORTURED MENTALLY FOR WHAT REASON.....THIS GUY IS GOING TO HELL. LYING TO PEOPLE A CERT Socially Awkward Penguin
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DADPOOL LOVES LYMOMDRA JUST SO YOU KNOW. IF YOU WORK FOR THE GOVERNMENT YOU STILL HAVE TO GIVE CONSENT OR VOLUNTEER FOR SPECIAL PROGRAMS. THE CONSTITUTION STILL APPLIES TO YOU, DEPENDING ON WHAT YOUR CLEARANCE TELLS YOU THAT YOU AREN'T ALLOWED TO REPEAT TO ANYONE. YEAH YOU HAVE Socially Awkward Penguin
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Socially Awkward Penguin, Curly Hair Edition

WORE HAIR DIFFERENTLY TODAY. GOT LOTS OF COMPLIMENTS. WORRIES THIS MEANS PEOPLE DON'T LIKE NORMAL HAIR. Socially Awkward Penguin
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Elevator crotch girl

LOOKS AWAY TO AVOID EYE CONTACT IN ELEVATOR ABSENTMINDEDLY STARES AT SOMEONE'S CROTCH THE ENTIRE RIDE Socially Awkward Penguin
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Walking away

THATS IT I'M OUT Socially Awkward Penguin
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Birdy Birdy

JUST REALISED I COULD FLY!!! Socially Awkward Penguin
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THE MOST ATTRACTIVE PEOPLE ARE THE 1 AFTERLIFES. IF YOU CATCH MY DRIFT. THAT'S WHY PENGUIN KNOWS WHAT HE WANTS Socially Awkward Penguin
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usa mucked up the whole heaven and hell thing

IT'S ALL ABOUT WHAT YOU CAN PROVE IN COURT WITH ALL THESE ACCUSATIONS THOUGH THE CONCEPT OF HEAVEN AND HELL DOES NOT APPLY TO MOST PEOPLE IN THE USA. WE'RE DOIN THE WHOLE DIMENSION THING. LET'S SAY 10 DIMENSIONS FOR OUR AFTER LIFE. 1 IS THE BEST 10 IS THE WORST. DEPENDING ON WHAT TYPE OF PERSON YOU WERE DEPENDING ON YOUR CIRUMSTAN Socially Awkward Penguin
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CHURCHES ARE KINDA LIKE GANGS IN THE USA. THE PASTOR GETS SO MUCH DIRT ON YOU YOUR ENTIRE LIFE AND YOU PRETTY MUCH HAVE TO FOLLOW EVERYTHING HE TELLS YOU TO DO. Socially Awkward Penguin
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JUST A HEADS UP IF YOU'RE GOING AFTER A LIBERAL YOU SHOULD GET A LIBERAL PI. IF YOU ARE A CONSERVATIVE, YOU SHOULD GET A CONSERVATIVE PI. MAKES SENSE RIGHT? THAT'S HOW PEOPLE GET POWER IN THIS COUNTRY WHO AREN'T MUTANTS. THEY HAVE TO GET DIRT ON OTHER PEOPLE. LET THE GAM Socially Awkward Penguin
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