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THE FACE OF THE USA ARE OUR MUTANTS.... YET NONE OF THEIR OPINIONS MATTER IN USA POLITICS. ONLY THE JAR JAR BINKS OPINIONS MATTER IN CONGRESS. YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING ME. Socially Awkward Penguin

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WHAT DO PEOPLE AROUND THE WORLD THINK OF WHEN THEY THINK OF THE USA? LEBRON JAMES, KEVIN DURANT, MICROSOFT, APPLE, MICHAEL PHELPS, SEALS,MCDONALDS. PRETTY MUCH THE REST OF THE WORLD KNOWS ABOUT THE USA ARE OUR MUTANTS AND MCDONALDS. Socially Awkward Penguin

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THE ONE THING THAT THE USA HAS GOING IS THAT WE PRODUCE MUTANTS THAT ARE GENERATED FROM BEING DUMPED ON THEIR ENTIRE LIVES AND TECHNOLOGY Socially Awkward Penguin

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THE AVERAGE PERSON WITHOUT A DEGREE IN ENGLAND IS A THOUSAND TIMES SMARTER THAN A PERSON IN THE USA WITH A BASIC DEGREE Socially Awkward Penguin

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AMERICANS HATE BEING MASSED PRODUCED GARBAGE CONTROLLED BY TRINITIES AND WARDENS. WE JUST HAVE NO CLUE WHAT TO DO ABOUT IT. WE ARE NOT WHAT WE SAY WE ARE. Socially Awkward Penguin

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IF YOU'RE A LIBERAL AND YOU DON'T PLAY NICELY  WITH FAT HYPOCRITE REDNECKS TELLING YOU WHAT TO DO, YOU SHOULD JOIN ANOTHER COUNTRIES MILITARY. ONE ISSUE WITH THAT. AMERICANS AREN'T ALLOWED TO DO THAT. Socially Awkward Penguin

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LOOTPALACE IS AWESOME Socially Awkward Penguin

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 WITH AS SUPERFICIAL AS THE USA BASE IS.........BILLABONG HAS TO CHANGE THE NAME. OR ONLY HAVE B LOGOS. CHURCH GROUPS BLACKBALL BILLABONG BECAUSE OF THE NAME. IT'S THE DUMBEST THING ON THE PLANET. BUT IT'S TRUE Socially Awkward Penguin

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FOR THE RECORD PENGUIN THE JORDAN BRAND HAS TO PARTNER WITH BILLABONG. JORDAN IS NIKE OF COURSE. AN ENTITY OF NIKE THOUGH. POSSIBILITIES ARE ENDLESS. BILLABONG IS KINDA GOIN OUT OF STYLE. THE WHITE GUY JORDAN STUFF SHOULD BE BILLABONG. STILL SURFER STUFF. JUST AFFILIATED WITH J Socially Awkward Penguin

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METAL MULISHA MAKES METAL SEEM LIKE THE DUMBEST MUSIC ON THE PLANET TO THE WORLD AND AROUND 80% OF AMERICANS Socially Awkward Penguin