Socially Awkward Penguin

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WORD AROUND TOWN  IS THAT SHADOWS FALL IS THE NAVY SEAL BAND. MIGHT WANT TO LOOK INTO IT. WHO KNOWS. RIGHT? Socially Awkward Penguin

Always tryin to be the good guys in the end.

CHRISTIAN VILLAIN PLAYBOOK 101  RALLY THE TROOPS AND PRAY TO GOD THAT SOMEONE BECOMES A PEDOPHILE OR MASS MURDERER SO THEY CAN RALLY THEIR BASE OF MORONS TO BACK IDIOTIC LEGISLATION SO PEOPLE CAN MAKE MONEY. ALWAYS TRYIN TO BE THE GOOD GUYS IN THE END. Socially Awkward Penguin

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IT'S ANNOYING BECAUSE TO COUNTER PLAUSIBLE DENIABILITY YOU HAVE TO USE PLAUSIBLE DENIABILITY BECAUSE THE GOAL OF PLAUSIBLE DENIABILITY IS TO MAKE SOMEONE OUT TO BE THE VILLAIN Socially Awkward Penguin

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PLAUSIBLE DENIABILITY IS THE MOST ANNOYING THING ON THE PLANET IT'S LIKE LIVING A DOUBLE LIFE BECAUSE PEOPLE ARE TOO PUSSY TO DO ANYTHING IN PERSON NOWADAYS. YOU HAVE TO WAIT YEARS TO ACCOMPLISH ANYTHING. EYEZA JUST WANTS 1 THING BY THE WAY. WHO CARES WHAT IDIOTS THINK OF YOU IN THE PROCESS? THAT'S EYEZA'S THOUGHT PR Socially Awkward Penguin

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THE LAST TIME PAGANS PULLED THE BLACK DEATH STUFF WAS OVER 500 YEARS AGO. SO (USA)CHRISTIANS NOW THINK IT'S OKAY TO DO BLACK DEATH STUFF. THAT'S WHY THERE WON'T BE ANY USA CHRISTIANITY BECAUSE WE DON'T DESERVE IT. WE'RE JUST MESSING IT UP FOR THE REST OF THE WORLD. Socially Awkward Penguin

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THE LAST TIME PAGANS PULLED THE BLACK STUFF WAS OVER 500 YEARS AGO. SO (USA)CHRISTIANS NOW THINK IT'S OKAY TO DO BLACK DEATH STUFF. THAT'S WHY THERE WON'T BE ANY USA CHRISTIANITY BECAUSE WE DON'T DESERVE IT. WE'RE JUST MESSING IT UP FOR THE REST OF THE WORLD. Socially Awkward Penguin

for the record penguin. We'll have to work on the whole kratoses name. Just an internal matter for usa christians. None of the world christians should worry.

 PAGANS BECAME CHRISTIANS WHO BECAME KRATOSES(NEW MYTHOLOGY). THE REVOLUTION HAS BEGUN. Socially Awkward Penguin

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IT'S OUT OF THE QUESTION TO GO TO A CHURCH IN THE USA TO BE A GOOD PERSON SO MANY COMPANIES AND CORPORATIONS DEPEND ON THEIR ENDORSEMENTS. IT'S A WAY FOR PEOPLE TO FEEL IMPORTANT. NOBODY CARES ABOUT BEING A GOOD PERSON. Socially Awkward Penguin

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CHRISTIANITY USE TO GIVE PEOPLE HOPE NOW IT'S A BRAINWASHING TOOL IN THE USA. THAT IS HOW IT WILL BE REMEMBERED. Socially Awkward Penguin

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SOLUTION AMERICANS ARE TOO CORRUPT TO HAVE RELIGION. WITH WHATEVER HAPPENED IN THE PAST, THE USA IS TARNISHING CHRISTIANITIES LEGACY.  Socially Awkward Penguin