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this is how stupid americans are

LIBERALS ARE DUMB ENOUGH TO THINK ANTI-DEPRESSANTS MAKE YOU LESS DEPRESSED AND CONSERVATIVES LIKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS SO THEY CAN POISON YOU OR MESS WITH YOU

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FOR THE RECORD PENGUIN  DADPOOOLLLLLL LOVES LYMMMOOOMMMDRAAAAAAA Socially Awkward Penguin

penguin hates colorado

NEW LIB TECH OPERATION

What should I do?

TOO POOR FOR MY RICH FRIENDS TOO RICH FOR MY POOR FRIENDS Socially Awkward Penguin

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WHEN YOU REACH THE POINT IN THE MILITARY WHERE YOUR OPINION ACTUALLY MATTERS YOU ARE A JAR JAR BINKS. YOU'RE EXACTLY LIKE CONGRESS(USA) Socially Awkward Penguin

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MELO WOULD BE THE BEST BASKETBALL PLAYER OF ALL TIME IF HE HAD SOME GREYHOUND IN HIM HE PROBABLY DOES. HIS FEET HAS PROBABLY HELD HIM BACK Socially Awkward Penguin

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 WHERE ARE ALL THE AMERICAN UP AND COMERS THAT RESEMBLE DRAGIC AND FOURNIER? WE GOT EM' THEY WON'T AMOUNT TO FOURNIER OR DRAGIC THOUGH. Socially Awkward Penguin

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APPARENTLY IN THE USA IF PASTOR PETE TELLS YOU TO LET YOUR PUPPY DROWN THEN YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO LET YOUR PUPPY DROWN Socially Awkward Penguin

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THE SEQUEL TO THE SHAWSHANK REDPEMPTION IS WHERE A BUNCH OF ORCS FOLLOW ANDY DUFRESNE AROUND AND TRY TO SABOTAGE HIM WITH PLAUSIBLE DENIABILITY AND

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PRETTY MUCH THE WHOLE NAVY SITUATION WITH EYEZA IS THAT HE PULLED AN ANDY DUFRESNE AND PEOPLE ARE EXPERT GOSSIPERS AND PROPAGANDISTS...SO THEY PLAYED IF OFF HOWEVER THEY WANTED 2   Socially Awkward Penguin