Socially Awkward Penguin

for the record penguin

GETTIN TO BE AN OLD RECORD THIS IS THE ONLY WAY SHE GETS THE REAL STORY(WIFEY) AND EVERYONE USES THEIESIIS AS A PLOY TO CONFUSE THE HECK OUT OF PEOPLE. WORKIN OUT THE KINKS SO PEOPLE DON'T RAPE OUR KIDS....WHAT A GREAT SOCIETY........ Socially Awkward Penguin

The Accidental Eye Contact Movement

ACCIDENTAL EYE CONTACT THINKS IT WAS SOMETHING SPECIAL Socially Awkward Penguin

Follows friend at lunch; SITS AT HIS FRIENDS TABLE

FOLLOWS FRIEND AT LUNCH SITS AT HIS FRIENDS TABLE Socially Awkward Penguin

penguin explaining turtle(christian) sabotage

TURTLE PLAYBOOK 202  POUNCE ON THE SLIGHTEST ISSUE AND IGNITE EVERYTHING WITH PLAUSIBLE DENIABILITY. LITERALLY ONE MISTAKE BY DADPOOL OR LYMOMDRA AND SOMEHOW THE TURTLES WIN. THIS IS SO STUPID...IT'S TRUE. THEY ARE JUST LOOKING FOR ANY EXCUSE ON THE PLANET RIGHT NOW TO FEED E Socially Awkward Penguin

packsee title

PINGUINO FEO Socially Awkward Penguin

hot dad at pool

SEE HOT DAD WITH CHILD

This is funny

YOU ARE LAME I WIN Socially Awkward Penguin

This is so funny

YOU ARE LAME I WIN Socially Awkward Penguin

for the record penguin

GEARS GUY DILEMMA IN THE NAVY. OKAY THE NAVY WANTS GEARS GUYS SO FREAKING BAD SOME OF THE EQUIPMENT IS VERY EXPENSIVE WHERE YOU HAVE TO BE VERY DELICATE WITH..SO...YOU CAN'T WORK ON IT LIKE YOU WORK ON A CAR....CHIEFS EXPECT YOU TO WORK ON THE EQUIPMENT LIKE YOU WORK ON A CAR THOUGH. WHAT DO YOU DO? JUST START WORKING WITHOUT ANY T Socially Awkward Penguin

for the record penguin

SOLUTION TO THE WHOLE GEAR GUY DILLEMA IN THE NAVY WHY IS IT HARD TO FIND GEAR GUYS IN THE NAVY? THE BIG QUESTION PUT OUT BY NAVY CHIEFS...IF YOU WANT A GEAR GUY/GAL SO FREAKING BAD JUST HAVE A SCHOOL FOR THEM WORKING ON ACTUAL CARS(AUTOMOBILES). SINCE NOTHING TRANSLATES TO THE FLEET ANYWAYS (GEARS GUY WI Socially Awkward Penguin