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mae is cute

40 YEAR OLD GUY CAT CALLS ME FOR MY SHIRT I'M UNDER 18 Socially Awkward Penguin

jfuck you

S S Socially Awkward Penguin

You think the first day was cray

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rambly, not pompous

RAMBLES ENDLESSLY DUE TO NERVOUSNESS COMES OFF AS EXTREMELY POMPOUS Socially Awkward Penguin

The Beats without borders show returns

THE BEATS WITHOUT BORDERS SHOW RETURNS THIS SUNDAY 4-6PM ON WWW.PLANET-RAVE.COM Socially Awkward Penguin

lame friends

YOUR GIRLFRIENDS BUSY TODAY?  AND YOU CALLED ME!  WHAT A STRANGE COINCIDENCE Socially Awkward Penguin

me at most resteraunts

ORDERS SOMETHING WITH A DRINK BUT GETS A TOTALLY DIFFERENT MEAL DECIDES IT WOULD BE RUDE TO CORRECT THE WAITRESS BECAUSE SHE SEEMS TOO NICE Socially Awkward Penguin

I will walk my own way.

DONT EXPECT ANYTHING IF YOU SCRATCH MY BACK.... QUP QUP! Socially Awkward Penguin

LOL WTF

BUYS A NEW LAPTOP WHICH HAS 200 FPS TO PLAY MAPLESTORY Socially Awkward Penguin

Palin Satire

CALLS SARAH PALIN STUPID USES DAILY CURRANT STORY AS PROOF Socially Awkward Penguin