Socially Awkward Penguin

My friend did this

ONLY MALE IN THE CLASSROOM, A FEMALE FRIEND SAYS

immoral illegal

IT'S NOT JUST IMMORAL.....  IT'S ALSO ILLEGAL. Socially Awkward Penguin

akward penguin

WHY DIDNT YOU COME TO THE PARTY? NOT INVITED Socially Awkward Penguin

I Don't Remember You

NOPE I DON'T REMEMBER YOU Socially Awkward Penguin

This was so awkward afterwards

CROSSES THE ROAD FOOT HIT THE CURB AND I FALL, MY HEAD LANDS ON A STRANGERS LAP WHO IS WAITING FOR THE BUS Socially Awkward Penguin

You know you're an IB student if...

 AT LEAST 4 OF YOUR CLASSES ARE TALKING ABOUT ALMOST THE SAME THING.... AT LEAST YOU THINK THEY ARE....                   IT COULD BE AN ILLUSION...    MAYBE YOU'RE NOT IN CLASS AT ALL...  Socially Awkward Penguin

The Real Trouble

ZOMBIES?! I'M MORE AFRAID OF THE ONES WHOSE BRAINS STILL

Penguin went on loot palace

NEED A FREE GIFT CARD TO YOUR FAVORITE PLACES? LOOTPALACE.COM CAN HELP WITH THAT. Socially Awkward Penguin

That was fast...

SEES WOMAN FOR FIRST TIME IN THREE YEARS ASKS HER OUT AFTER FIVE MINUTES Socially Awkward Penguin

Jesus man loving Jesus

MY BROTHER WORKS FOR MATCH OF THE DAY NO HE DOSENT I KNOW I WAS LYING Socially Awkward Penguin