Socially Awkward Penguin

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I LEAVE MY KEYBOARD UNLOCKED SO I CAN GET SECOND DEGREE PHYSICAL CONTACT Socially Awkward Penguin

Google missed call

MISSED PHONE CALL GOOGLES THE NUMBER BEFORE CALLING BACK Socially Awkward Penguin

How really ?

AND HOW IS HAVING A BABY GIRL AT THE AGE OF 12-13 GOOD REMIND ME HOW AGAIN PLEASE ? Socially Awkward Penguin

SrecaNrodj <3

SRECAN RODJENDAN!!!  Socially Awkward Penguin

He was pretty convincing... Plus college is too expensive in the U.S.

GOES TO MARINE RECRUITER TABLE AT SCHOOL TO GET FREE PENCILS AND LANYARDS JOINS Socially Awkward Penguin

This ever happened to anyone?

IS TAKING HOMEWORK PAPERS TO THE LUNCH DETENTION ROOM AND MAKES ACCIDENTAL EYE CONTACT WITH A BOY WHO I USEDS TO BE CLOSE WITH. DEALS WITH THE PROBLEM BY WALKING AWAY AWKWARDLY. Socially Awkward Penguin

dont know nothin

TRIES TO MAKE A JOKE  GETS OWNED BY CHARLESTON DA BOZZ Socially Awkward Penguin

I am such a dumb ass

TURNED ON RADIO STATION, PLAYING TOOL NON-STOP WITHOUT ANY COMMERCIALS. CALLED RADIO STATION TO TELL THEM HOW AWESOME THEY ARE.  MY TOOL CD WAS PLAYING INSTEAD OF RADIO Socially Awkward Penguin

Turned on radio station, playing Tool non-stop without any commercials. Called radio station to tell them how awesome they are.

 TOOL CD WAS PLAYING INSTEAD OF RADIO Socially Awkward Penguin

you know, just to see how it sounds in case we get married

MEETS A NEW GIRL  ALREADY PICTURES HER WITH MY LAST NAME Socially Awkward Penguin