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Spice Life

CAN'T STAND UP AFTER SMOKING THAT NEW DRAGON SPICE ASKS GIRLFRIEND IF SHE WANTS TO SIT DOWN FIVE MINUTES AFTER SHE ASKED HIM. Socially Awkward Penguin

Henrik veda

JOINES A HARDCORE CLAN PLAYS SOFTCORE Socially Awkward Penguin

crappy fat bacon ass

ASDF SADF Socially Awkward Penguin

I'm not even Canadian

OPENS DOOR TO FIND SOMEONE ON THE OTHER SIDE ABOUT TO OPEN IT THEMSELVES

Paranoid Girl

NEEDS TO TAKE A SHOWER CAN HEAR MAINTENANCE GUYS IN HALLWAY. TOO AFRAID THEY WILL KNOCK ON DOOR WHILE I'M IN THE SHOWER. Socially Awkward Penguin

Star Wars fan who is only afraid of aliens

SAYS SHE IS ONLY AFRAID OF ALIENS AND YET SHE IS A STAR WARS FAN Socially Awkward Penguin

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For you matt

FORD OWNERS BE LIKE JUST WAITING ON A TOW Socially Awkward Penguin

For Mr. Tim Minchin

WE NEED GUIDANCE AND THE DUDE WHO RAN THE WATER SLIDE. I LIKE WATER SLIDES BETTER THAN ACTUAL SLIDES. THEY'RE MORE FUN AND GOOD ON A HOT DAY WHEN YOU JUST NEED SOME FRIENDS AND THE SUN.  Socially Awkward Penguin

the funniest meme on earth

THE FEELING WHEN YOU CALL TO ASK ABOUT THE JULKONSERT IN MARCH Socially Awkward Penguin