Socially Awkward Penguin

Sou fixe

A MÓNICA DISSE  QUE SOU FIXE! :3 Socially Awkward Penguin

quarta feira

ESTOU DESEJOSO QUE CHEGE AMANHÃ. Socially Awkward Penguin

Brain Map

I KNOW IT'S AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE... BUT WHERE.....WHERE?! Socially Awkward Penguin

Gallup Poll Results

GALLUP POLL: AMERICANS CARE ABOUT THE ECONOMY, NOT GLOBAL WARMING GLOBAL WARMING IS VERY DAMAGING TO THE ECONOMY Socially Awkward Penguin

Agreeing with your wife can be overdone.

WOW, THAT BARTENDER SURE HAS A HUGE ASS. YEAH SHE DOES! Socially Awkward Penguin

Awak kalo mau makan, baca doa dan cuci tangan dulu

 AWAK GITU ORANGNYA !!! Socially Awkward Penguin

Being easily distracted really doesn't help when I'm trying to be polite...

HAS MENTAL LIST OF PRE-PROGRAMMED PLEASANTRIES TO AT LEAST SOUND NORMAL IN CONVERSATION USUALLY BLURTS OUT THE WRONG ONE Socially Awkward Penguin

i do it a lot

EVERYTIME I HAVE A CONVERSATION WITH SOMEBODY AFTERWARDS, I'LL REPLAY IT IN MY HEAD FOR HOURS ON WHAT I SAID AND WHAT I COULD HAVE SAID DIFFERENTLY Socially Awkward Penguin

I do it every single time

HAS A CONVERSATION WITH SOMEBODY AFTER, THINKS ABOUT IT FOR HOURS ON WHAT I SAID AND WHAT I COULD'VE SAID DIFFERENTLY Socially Awkward Penguin

Going drinking

DOESN'T KNOW ANYBODY IN CROWDED BAR SITS IN CAR WAITING FOR DRINKING BUDDIES TO GET THERE Socially Awkward Penguin