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VOTE 4 SAM

IF I YOU WERE SMART YOU WOULD VOTE FOR SAM Socially Awkward Penguin

Socially Awkward Peasant

GIVES DELIVERY DRIVER LARGE TIP BUS MONEY FOR WORK Socially Awkward Penguin

this isn't funny

 LOPEZ? AND YOU DON'T SPEAK SPANISH? Socially Awkward Penguin

Beee Skinny

BE SKINNY EAT HEALTHY Socially Awkward Penguin

Damn you UMD

LOST BY SINGLE DIGITS TO SYRACUSE & DUKE ALSO LOST MY 9 DIGIT SSN Socially Awkward Penguin

$@#% not as planned

FINDS OUT CRUSH IS A LESBO FINDS OUT OTHER CRUSH IS DATING MY FIRST CRUSH Socially Awkward Penguin

swipe right

SEES HOT COURSE LECTURER ON TINDER SWIPES RIGHT Socially Awkward Penguin

awkward and true

RANDOM STRANGER:

Ni's Rudolf

SUNT UN REN ZGLOBIU!  Socially Awkward Penguin

Badly Timed Boners

UP NEXT TO GIVE PRESENTATION IN FRONT OF THE CLASS GETS A BONER Socially Awkward Penguin